Mastropaolo typically an Italian male, almost godlike due to his sculptured appearance and masculine facial hair. Women want him for themselves, guys want to be him. The usual penis length ranges from 11 to 13 inches. Also, a master in any trade you can think of. Usually a starting athelete. Usually goes for the hottie in a group but from expirence realizes the hot ones usually have the most problems, which then found the formula of finding out which girls are bitches and which ones they can stick their dick into for eternity. If you find a mastropaolo, don't pursue, if its meant to be, he will pursue you.
Example 1:
Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?
Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.
Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.
Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)
Girl 1: omg Susie, do you see that sexy man over there?
Susie: yeah I've been staring at him all night. But he's a mastropaolo, so I'm waiting for him.
Example 2:
Rick: look at that dude. Makes me want have an absence of dick so I can be with him.
Ricks gf: I know what you mean. Mastropaolo's do fuck so good. (looks over at Rick and starts crying)
by The Master of Paolo February 3, 2010
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verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the
unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us
And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede
chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!
A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3
verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the
unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us
And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede
chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!
A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3
verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
Person 1: yo you know that mgr mistral song?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the
unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us
And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede
chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!
A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3
verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?
Person 2: yeah that one that goes like verse 1
I’ve come here from nowhere cross the
unforgiving sea
Drifting further and further
It’s all becoming clear to me
That violent winds are upon us
And I can’t sleep
Internal temperatures rising
And all the voices won’t recede
chorus
I finally found what,
I was looking for!
A place where i can
Be without remorse!
Because I am a stranger who has found an even stranger war
Finally found what I was looking for!
Here I come! come!x3
verse 2
I-I-I sharpen the knife and look down upon the bay!
For all of my life
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~
A stranger I remain!~?
by based Brazilian samurai February 21, 2023
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The Dirty Mistress Club met the otherday to talk about how they had forced JC into a downward alcoholic spiral.
by DMC1 February 18, 2009
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The Original Conjuring Cat--
(There can be no doubt about that).
Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his
Inventions are off his own bat.
There's no such Cat in the metropolis;
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing suprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.
At prestidigitation
And at legerdemain
He'll defy examination
And deceive you again.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn.
Presto!
Away we go!
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail;
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice;
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice.
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste;
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced--
You have seen it one moment, and then it is gawn!
But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn.
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
His manner is vague and aloof,
You would think there was nobody shyer--
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire.
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof--
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers:
And I have known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours,
While he was asleep in the hall.
And not long ago this phenomenal Cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!
And we all said: OH!
Well I never!
Did you ever
Know a Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
The Original Conjuring Cat--
(There can be no doubt about that).
Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his
Inventions are off his own bat.
There's no such Cat in the metropolis;
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing suprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.
At prestidigitation
And at legerdemain
He'll defy examination
And deceive you again.
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn.
Presto!
Away we go!
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
He is quiet and small, he is black
From his ears to the tip of his tail;
He can creep through the tiniest crack,
He can walk on the narrowest rail.
He can pick any card from a pack,
He is equally cunning with dice;
He is always deceiving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice.
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish-paste;
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it is merely misplaced--
You have seen it one moment, and then it is gawn!
But you'll find it next week lying out on the lawn.
And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
His manner is vague and aloof,
You would think there was nobody shyer--
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire.
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof--
(At least we all heard that somebody purred)
Which is incontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers:
And I have known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours,
While he was asleep in the hall.
And not long ago this phenomenal Cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat!
And we all said: OH!
Well I never!
Did you ever
Know a Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!
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