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fappily married

That point in your marriage when you and your wife aren't having sex anymore; you just masterbate more often.
Hey, dude, are you and your wife still happily married? No, just fappily married.
by Hugeau March 13, 2014
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Murrie

Another spelling of the name : " Murray " . It actually sounds the same.

Gender: Masculine

Usage: Scottish, English

Pronounced: MUR-ee

" Murrie " is from a Scottish surname which was derived from the region in Scotland called Moray. It means "From the sea"and is also an ancient Scottish clan surname.

Variants : Moray, Muiredach, Murrey and Murry, Murray.

Murrie is lovable, clever, smart, funny, creative and talented. And the man i love.
" Murrie ? Isn't that a weird spelling for Murray ? "

" Well, yeah. My parents wanted my name to sounds special, but that's basically the same as Murray, in the idea. "
by Estherwholovesyou May 14, 2009
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mirren

Mirren

Wow!!

Mirren is extremely pretty and everyone wishes to be her friend. Her smile lights up the room. She is funny, smart and beautiful. She is confident and has a loving family. She is a born actress and artist. She has an amazing life and should be happy with just being her!!!

I believe that is what one would call a Mirren
Sexy Mirren amazing happy confident smart beautiful actress artist
by Livelovelaughl March 11, 2014
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Married

The only time in your life in which you can admit not getting sex without blushing.
"I'm married, I haven't had sex in a month" said Lisa. "Ah! I understand" said John.
by tuds January 19, 2009
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Facebook Married

When people on Facebook who aren't actually married list themselves as married to each other for fun.
Person 1: Izzy and I are married.
Person 2: Wait, I thought you were gay.
Person 1: No no no, Izzy and I are Facebook Married.
by Lovelier than Lexie June 1, 2006
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Married

Serving a life sentence without the possibility of parole or conjugal visits
"Sir, a quick question from the Census: are you married or happy?"
by the_unknown December 4, 2012
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ghetto married

When you've been living with somone (boyfriend or girlfriend) for years but not yet married
They've been living together for 5 years and never got married, but they're totally ghetto married anyway.
by choosehappy November 21, 2010
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