by Cranberry Bob December 5, 2019
Get the Minnesota virgin mug.A preteen girl or teen girl who is sexually knowledgeable, promiscuous or dresses sexily. Also a preteen prostitute or teenage whore. Similar to a lolita, but not just directed to older men.
The term comes from Minnie Rae, also known as Mary Simpson, a preteen harlot or soiled dove of 19th century San Francisco. She was declared "The Little Countess" by Emperor Norton I, who claimed to be "Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico." Minna Street in San Francisco was named after her, and "The Autobiography of Minnie Rae" appeared after her death. A photo of the girl, who was declared a Discordian American Princess and a Discordian saint, appears in the book "Victorian Children."
Minnie Rae became pregnant at age 10, and left America with a Mr. Simpson. She took a ship to Great Britain, where she claimed to be a relative of Queen Victoria. There she met fellow preteen James Barrie. They play acted, with Minnie Rae sometimes playing James' mother and sometimes his wife. J. M. Barrie grew up to write "Peter Pan and Wendy," with Wendy modeled after Minnie Rae.
Minnie Rae/Wendy of Neverland also appears with Alice of Wonderland and Dorothy of Oz in "Lost Girls," a porno-graphic novel written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Melinda Gebbie.
The term comes from Minnie Rae, also known as Mary Simpson, a preteen harlot or soiled dove of 19th century San Francisco. She was declared "The Little Countess" by Emperor Norton I, who claimed to be "Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico." Minna Street in San Francisco was named after her, and "The Autobiography of Minnie Rae" appeared after her death. A photo of the girl, who was declared a Discordian American Princess and a Discordian saint, appears in the book "Victorian Children."
Minnie Rae became pregnant at age 10, and left America with a Mr. Simpson. She took a ship to Great Britain, where she claimed to be a relative of Queen Victoria. There she met fellow preteen James Barrie. They play acted, with Minnie Rae sometimes playing James' mother and sometimes his wife. J. M. Barrie grew up to write "Peter Pan and Wendy," with Wendy modeled after Minnie Rae.
Minnie Rae/Wendy of Neverland also appears with Alice of Wonderland and Dorothy of Oz in "Lost Girls," a porno-graphic novel written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Melinda Gebbie.
Did you see Adam's little sister at the mall? I swear that girl's acting like a Minnie Rae!
She's hiding an Easter egg where? That girl is such a Minnie Rae!
She's hiding an Easter egg where? That girl is such a Minnie Rae!
by Miley Spears May 26, 2010
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The Minnesota Timberwolves who play in the National Basketball Association (NBA) are one of the worst teams in the NBA. A team which was established in 1989 best known for kevin garrnett, kevin garnett, and kevin garnett. Some how this team has been in the playoffs 8 times with one division title 7 winning seasons and only passing the first round once and that one time they made it to the conference title game but there the T-Wolves of course they lost. The MN Wolves are also known for trading away nba superstars after they draft them for example Ray Allen, Brandon Roy, Chauncey Billups, and Stephon Marbury. basically if your a free agent and have no where to go, the T-Wolves will gladly take you.
dude 1: Hey lets go to the Minnesota Timberwolves game
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game
dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
dude 2: why the hell would i they suck
dude 1: cause i got $5 tickets and no one goes to the game so there like court side seats
dude: 2 but still they suck
dude 1: we're not goin to watch the game asshole we are goin to watch the cheerleaders the only reason any1 goes to the game
dude 2: o shit ur rite k ill go
by mrllama11 January 24, 2010
Get the Minnesota Timberwolves mug.A small town of about 2000 people in central Minnesota. Almost like a black-hole, Foley sucks you in and you are unable to escape no matter how desperate you are to live somewhere normal. Populated with hicks and rednecks who frown on anything even remotely normal.
by lost. soul. April 5, 2011
Get the Foley, Minnesota mug.Proper Noun Of or relating to the state of Minnesota, esp. from the months of November to April. During these months, there is almost always 2 feet of snow on the ground. Also when it's so cold your snot freezes and makes icicles and you can't feel your hands or feet.
Jimmy: "Hey, did you hear it's going to snow tomorrow?"
Bob, Jimmy's sarcastic, wise-cracking friend: "Noooooooooooooooo. Snow in Minnesnowta?! REALLY?! I would've never guessed…"
Bob, Jimmy's sarcastic, wise-cracking friend: "Noooooooooooooooo. Snow in Minnesnowta?! REALLY?! I would've never guessed…"
by FrozYo January 5, 2011
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by james December 31, 2003
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1. The re-occurring natural phenomenon in which a Minnesota-based athletic team will either: squander a large lead, miss a key goal/point, have their ownership make franchise/market-crippling decisions (e.g. bad draft picks/deals, relocating a beloved team; see Dallas Stars) or go from being one of the top teams in their league to completely dismal in the span of one season.
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2. The apathetic attitudes of Minnesota sports fans towards their teams when said teams have a poor season, see Bandwagon; and/or towards legislation made in regards to these teams.
1. The re-occurring natural phenomenon in which a Minnesota-based athletic team will either: squander a large lead, miss a key goal/point, have their ownership make franchise/market-crippling decisions (e.g. bad draft picks/deals, relocating a beloved team; see Dallas Stars) or go from being one of the top teams in their league to completely dismal in the span of one season.
or...
2. The apathetic attitudes of Minnesota sports fans towards their teams when said teams have a poor season, see Bandwagon; and/or towards legislation made in regards to these teams.
1. The 1998 Minnesota Vikings became only the third team in NFL history to win 15 games during the regular season and broke many records along the way. However, during the NFC Championship game against the Atlanta Falcons, Vikings Kicker Gary Anderson, 35 for 35 during the regular season, caused a "Minnesota Finish" when he missed a crucial field goal. The Falcons would beat the Vikings 30-27 as a result.
2. Minneapolis/St. Paul was recently named the 10th-Worst Sports City in the United States; largely due to the phenomenon known as the "Minnesota Finish."
2. Minneapolis/St. Paul was recently named the 10th-Worst Sports City in the United States; largely due to the phenomenon known as the "Minnesota Finish."
by Jacques Lemaire April 20, 2008
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