no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

Karl Malone

A former NBA player of the Utah Jazz, played the majority of his career with the Utah Jazz. A multiple member of the Olympic part of the first dream team, and the best team ever assembled. A teammate of John Stockton, the Stockton Malone combination was the best of the combination was the greatest duo in the history of the NBA. Finished his career with the Los Angeles Lakers in trying to win the elusive NBA championship, fell short to the Detroit Pistons. Fell short with the Utah Jazz vs the Bulls twice.

What a great shot?

From Who?
Its by Karl Malone!

by david faustino September 6, 2012

melon crate

a helmet usually associated with extreme sports such as snowboarding or downhill mountain biking

I saved myself a serious head injury today by having my melon crate done up tight.

by neil wilson December 5, 2007

melonee

this girl is fucking amazing in so many ways! she is hilarious as hell if you were in a bad mood you wouldn’t be after being in her presence. she will make you feel special inside and out. she always expresses the way she feels about people, good or bad. she is always clowning and goofy asf.

omg that girl is such a damn Melonee.

by Sheknowsbest December 3, 2018

Melon Muncher

A person (usually African American) who eats watermelons often.

Jamal is a melon muncher.

by Quandale Dingle Wingle July 20, 2022

ass melon

(n) An insult, particularly in reference to an annoying small child, but also used as a pejorative for anyone you dislike.
The term is derived from the concept that the pain of giving birth is like trying to pass a watermelon out one's anus.

Stop being an ass melon.
Look at the little ass melons running through the store.
Why do you have to be such an ass melon?

by Larayne November 19, 2013

Holy Melon

The link between satanic rituals and god's holy land. Also known as America.

Let's go to the "Holy Melon"
Guy 1: The "Holy Melon" is as ripe as ever
Guy 2: Wow, I wonder how much a house is gonna cost

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019