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Millenial's Syndrome

People who typically suffer from MS may be known to be afraid or intimidated of answering a phone call or video chatting. MS carriers seem to be okay with only texting to be sure to utilize sarcasm and tone to be conveyed on a box woth letters in it.
My gf caught Millenial's Syndrome so I called it off.
by Rotussin November 15, 2019
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Millenial Classic Rock

A sub-genre of alternative and punk rock music typically ranging from the mid-to-early 90's to the mid-to-early 00's. This actual tasteful music is generally nostalgic to the Millenial generation as would a Baby Boomer or a Generation X person is to real Classic Rock. Music that typically belongs to this genre would be songs by Green Day, Blink-182, Linkin Park, Seether, Foo Fighters, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.
At a party...
Man 1: Someone put some good music on!
Man 2: I'll put my iPhone on and play some MCR.
Man 1: MCR?
Man 2: Millenial Classic Rock. plays a song by Smash Mouth.
Woman: Hey! What's this crap? I haven't heard this song since I was in like, 2nd grade when I was a loser. It's not pump-me-up music ya know? Put some Kanye West on or Nicki Minaj.
Man 2: I hate this generation's music.
by block bros. April 5, 2017
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Millenial Bail Bond

A friendship between millenials that is strengthened by a love of bailing on plans.
"You still down for yoga tonight?"

"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."

"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
by paulbholt February 6, 2019
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millenial body

a "millenial body" is a young dad/mom body. no exercise, flabbly, sloppy or mis-shaped odd looking bodies.
by memorybully September 28, 2019
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Millenial Apocalypse

The Millenial Apocalypse is upon us, we're all gonna die!
by sudnvm May 22, 2020
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millenials

The most wrong, misguided, idiot generation of recent history.

The generation that stands on the shoulder of those of the misguided of Generation X that never got corrected, now lecturing the halls of today's colleges & universities, convinced THEY have rightfully *inspired* these millenials (de-capped) to shame others & forcibly & *toxically* like everything THEY churn out as liberal staple...

So damn empowering!.. But, not to those whom it matters.

Just when you think they might someday amend themselves in maturity, hopes are thwarted for they are hooked on today's media on a feedback of idiot positivity, incessant compliments & false self-justification. You won't have seen a pleasure-driven generation & not know it. Set to spoil the generation post gen z (de-capped, time can only tell if permanently) far worse than THOSE above that were not corrected, they would be impervious to self-realization.
Teacher: Kid, all your answers are millenials (wrong)! How could you not fail the exam!?
by mrdabbleswithpotion January 14, 2022
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depressed millenial

Tusura is a depressed millenial. But really hes just old, fat, and stupid. aka Boomer
by Camoa November 12, 2020
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