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Milfanoma

1. A disease which results in a man having an overwhelming desire to have sex with milfs.

2. An obsession with older, desirable women.
Man, that dude has a serious case of milfanoma.
by Leo R. December 9, 2008
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50's Milkman

Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.
Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.
by Foetusincome November 9, 2011
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milkman's lozenges

streaks of jizz left on porcelain after a hearty wank
Fred: dude, i swear there's a few milkman's lozenges on the tiles in this shower

Bertram: yuk brother hubbard, that's utterly, like, gross
by McGarnagle III (kosher) October 19, 2007
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Millman

Term for something that's not quite right. A wrong un. Behavior displayed by a person that makes you uneasy.

Basis of the connotation comes from the 19th Century when laborers working in flour mills were renowned for their reclusive nature and socially inappropriate behavior brought about by working alone in windmills for long periods of time.
"Not sure about that fella. He's a bit of a Millman."
"Working the night-shift has turned him into a Millman"
"I wouldn't let her anywhere near that letching Millman"
by 888123456789888 February 14, 2015
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time for the handyman to meet the milkman

To wank
Bob: Well , its that time again

Lenny: Yup... time for the handyman to meet the milkman
by joweh December 29, 2011
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Milfomaniac

A young man that prefers to have sex with MILFs (who are usually older) over young women his own age.
"Man, look at that milf over there! I'd hit that in a second", said Brian.
"Dude, you always say shit like that, what are you, a milfomaniac?", replied Steve.
by kern99 May 30, 2009
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milkman sex move

Fucking a bitch from behind cum in your hand and smack it on the booty.
I gave that dirty hoe the milkman sex move last night.
by gamerschucks November 9, 2019
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