Melbourne Boi

That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.

Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom

by JackBlackthethird October 12, 2023

melbourne

An adjective to describe stuck-up people who:
- Think they're smarter than everyone else
- Drink too much coffee
- Prefer to watch sport than to play it
- Watch foreign movies and pretend to understand them

"That girl, she's so Melbourne."

by Big Fella June 1, 2005

Melbourne

1) A city Sydney writers go when they cant handle the local scene.
2) A city Sydney writers go where trains are easier to paint.

If you cant take the heat - move to Melbourne.

I want to do a whole train...I might head down to Melbourne this weekend.

by Mook-Flap August 28, 2003

melbourne

A hole, it has many good things but they are far outweighed by the bad things.
say sydneysiders are stuck up yet call themselves more "cultured" than Sydney, also lots of gang warfare

1st guy"Im going to Melbourne this weekend"

2nd guy" oh i feel sorry for you"

by uneven martian September 18, 2005

Melbourne

The sad capital of Australia...Is Melbourne!! No one that lives there is happy.

Person 1: Hey, that urban dictionary definition was a load of shit! That person over there looks happy!

Person 2: Bet their not from Melbourne...

Person 1: BET they are!!!!

Person 3 (randam person they are talking about): excuse me (smiles) could you please tell me where Flinders street is (smiles)???

Person 1 and 2: No (keeps walking all sad and emo looking!!!)

by Harry Space age April 19, 2007

Melbourne

Melbourne is a large city in Australia. Sydney sider's generally feel that people from Melbourne are stuck up and insecure, however, I believe that the other definitions for 'Melbourne' totally proves otherwise.

Sydney sider: 'You people are so competitive. Your inner city sucks and and you're all cynical.

Melbourne kid : 'Dude we were having a conversation about Borat..'

by Katieeardley December 2, 2010

The Misbourne

honestly the worst school in bucks, it's an absolute shithole filled with either crackheads or pricks that think they're some next level upper class wanker, don't come here unless you wanna be filled with some stuck up cunts and a bunch of bumberclarts

Friend of High Intelligence: What school did you go to?
Me: The Misbourne
Friend of High Intelligence: Fuck me it's a shithole i've heard
Me: You don't fuckin say

by grannytranny69420 November 27, 2019