cotton headed ninny muggins

A complete retard that doesnt know what the hell he/she is doing and that doesnt even deserve to breathe oxygen

"Dave your a fuckin cottonheaded ninny muggins"

by BDALE March 20, 2005

cotton headed ninny muggins

a gay elf who is useless

damn u cotton headed ninny muggins

by ryan brooks December 28, 2005

muggins

Deep Fried Farts

I wanted to play a joke on Tim so I wrote muggins on his shopping list.

by RackEmWillie January 23, 2009

Muggins

quite the opposite, actually

"get a job and a proper haircut"

by kettle June 4, 2003

Moggins

The act of cutting off one's penis, usually in a public place such as a restaurant or a bus station, during a fit of rage.

An unnecessarily large knife is often used to enhance the effect, and the 'Mogger' may choose to then consume the amputated genitalia for the same reason.

Should be used in the context 'to go Moggins'.

If she gives me any more hassle about that spreadsheet I'm just going to go Moggins on her ass...

by CaptainSplatpants October 31, 2011

Muggins

Someone who ends up broke, after marrying a gold-digger.

Ha ha ha ha! She's spent all his money in six months! What a muggins!

by Scotty April 6, 2003

muggins

To claim ownership of something.
A synonym for shotgun, or dibs.

"Muggins the front seat!"

by SuperMuggins October 15, 2006