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Midwest City High School

a dumb school. the freshmen are fucking idiots who think they run the place and the sophomores always simp for them. the juniors are annoying and all they love blasting music with their windows down. the seniors are cool doe. the teachers are persistent as all hell and the bitches aren't even fine; all they do is eat hot chip, be bisexual, lie, twerk, charge they phone, and eat mcdonald. the games are fun to go to. if you like hearing the n-word 100 times a day then i would recommend it. don’t use the vending machines.
yeah my uncle went to that Midwest City High School.
by totallynotafreshmen January 24, 2020
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Midwest Nice

A concept that is not well understood in coastal areas of the United States or frankly anywhere next to an ocean. It is a manner of non-confrontationally addressing a situation that is somehow annoying in a passive-aggressive manner that is subtle enough to be considered friendly.

For example, if someone says "You're fine" it almost certainly means you're doing something to annoy them. "Let me sneak past you" means you're someone's way." "I can wait" means you need to hurry up. "You sure that's a good idea?" means it is not a good idea, and you look stupid.
I dropped some Midwest Nice on this guy from Maryland. He error coded 404 because he was unsure if I was being nice or just wanted him to make a damn decision already.
by tiredafman September 8, 2020
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midwest express

The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.
Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?
by Midwestexpress69 September 13, 2019
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Midwest Sucks

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.
Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".
by MP5 July 9, 2010
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Midwest Mudbomb

A sexual act where one person lies face down on the floor. The other person sits perpendicularly on the other person's butt. The two people then spread their cheeks, inch their buttholes as close as they can to one another, and proceed to pass gas into each other's buttholes.
I met this girl at the bar last night. But I didn't want to cheat on Susan. So we just did a Midwest Mudbomb.
by Manimalmax May 9, 2020
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Midwest party popper

Placing a pile of cocaine on a female cousins anus who is on her menstrual cycle then yanking on her tampon string while she farts the pile into the air and you attempt to snort all of it out of mid air.
We were at a 4th of July bonfire and everyone was shooting off Midwest party poppers.
by Sprocket the rocket January 7, 2022
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Midwest Merge

Immediately going from the merging lane to the far left lane.
Did you see that Fiero cut across 4 lanes of traffic? That was a Midwest Merge!
by be_ek April 21, 2009
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