Midwestern State University

Midwestern State University: Where the local goose problem is handled with caustic gases – because when geese overstay their welcome, even the air has a way of reminding them it's time to migrate.

they merked them geese at midwestern state university

by Theadore guisel October 27, 2023

Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP)

Pronounced: Mc-Pee

innocent, pure, conservative yet fun loving girl from the midwestern states. Typically goes to Catholic school, generally all-girls. Reluctant to hook up at first suggesting high morals but a freak in the sheets and very easily corruptible once she breaks through with the first immoral act.

Damn, that girl Kate is such a Midwestern Christian Princess (MCP). She says her family goes to church every sunday morning but she's down to fuck on the beach.

by PuntaCana4ever April 23, 2011

Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

The act of time traveling to the year Hitler was born wearing a tuxedo that is too small. You then must kidnap baby Hitler and raise him as your own son. After years of caring for the child, you develop an attachment to him. You love your son, Hitler. On Hitler's 9th Birthday you get him an indigo blender. You convince Hitler to make apple cider using only green apples. While Hitler is blending the green apples you take his head and shove it into the blender, killing him slowly. Take the blender and time travel back to present time and fly to Minnesota. Walk into McDonald's with a tv you bought from across the street, and drink the apple cider while watching Family Feud.

Midwestern Hilter Apple Cider 360 Surprise

by RonRonson69 January 18, 2020

Midwestern Masochist

A blue collar individual from the American Midwest that consistently votes against their own interests in successive elections.

Those Midwestern masochists have been voting reliably for Democrats for decades.

by deplorable#45 March 8, 2023

Midwestern Ass

An ass that is naturally beefy but not defined.

A midwestern ass has a lot of surface area but do to lack of definition it blends into the thighs just slightly.

You can tell she’s from Nebraska. Look at that midwestern ass. It’s all corn

by Lol Tina March 23, 2024

midwestern yacht

First coined by Reddit’s Wall Street Bets; a midwestern yacht is any obnoxious mode of transportation consuming a minimum 1/3rd of any midwestern home owner’s garage. Examples include RVs, Boats that haven’t touched the water in years, 4th of July floats, motorcycles that are still being rebuilt, leaky Suburbans, get creative.

You betcha’ it’ll be a great weekend to pull out the midwestern yacht, and take her out for a spin, if the gall darn snow would melt off.

by Stonksonlygoup November 16, 2019