flint mice

the itchy pesticite that one has after he's saddled up and rode the wrong hoe.

hey kevin, how was jasmine last night?

aww man she gave me flint mice.

by kethan April 23, 2007

Russian mice

A slang term for sperm.

Since my girlfriend wouldn't be coming over for a few hours, I was bored and decided to release my Russian mice.

by horbert July 23, 2010

Mice skating

An Olympic sport for rodents

Let's watch the cute little mice go mice skating!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

dash mice

An irritating squeak in the car's dashboard. Occasionally repairable, but a bitch to locate.

Used as singular. There is no "dash mouse".

I had to turn up the radio to drown out the dash mice.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

Living Mice

it could be used with gamertag but its all ready taken!

C418 Made a song after this name

also is Mice Living in a house

Yo Dawg, i heard you saw tom & jerry,

Yea Jerry and his friends are fucking Living Mice

by Living Mice January 6, 2012

lagoon mice

A term used to delicately describe flushed tampons that show up in rural sewage lagoons. Once they float to the top of the lagoon they are white, fuzzy, and have tails.

Matt: What are all those white fuzzy things with strings?
Dan: Um...gross.
Kurt: Those are lagoon mice. Get back to work.

by Dan Sayer July 24, 2008

Mice pie

A very common misspelling of mince pies, often done accidentally when you miss the "n" key because you are in a rush.

Can also refer to a small pie, similar to a mince pie, but instead filled with mouse droppings, served during christmas time to people who give you shite presents.

Tony: Hey, I'm off to get another mice pie, brb.

Dave: Mice pie? WTF?

Tony: SHIT! I mean mince pie! My bad.

Or

Tony: Hey, go give this mice pie to Uncle Freddy

Dave: Yeah! that would totally get him back for buying me another fucking lynx box set this Christmas!

by Mustangboss_429 January 2, 2010