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might do

Teacher: "Do you work."
Pupil: "Yeah, might do!"

Shortly followed by a swift first finger pointing gesture.
by WGSB November 16, 2004
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might as well smear it on my guts

something to say while eating high fats foods !
indicating the food will soon reappear as FAT on your arms, guts, thighs and/or BUTT !
this 'za is pretty damn good!...(response:) might as well smear it on my guts !

this coconut cream pie is orgasmatically good ! (response:) might as well smear it on your guts !
by michael foolsley December 2, 2020
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might as well smear it on my guts !

where high fat foods secure 'real estate' and "homestead" ! ie: the concept of fat going right to the arms, guts, butt and hips ("guts" could be replaced with those other body parts !)
dave: this is pretty damn good 'za ! amy: might as well smear it on my guts !
some damn good coconut cream pie, but i might as well smear it on my guts!
might as well smear this food right on my butt !
these sixteen beers were enjoyable, but might as well smear them on my guts !
by michael foolsley December 3, 2020
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might not never

when someone is defintetly 100% sure they will not do something; taken from Kat Williams The Pimp Chronicles Pt 1
First Person: So are you gon go rob this bank wit me or wat man.

Second Person: Man you crazy .....might not never
by B.Worthy May 19, 2007
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might'near't

Contraction for "mighty near to have." Commonly used by cow-hicks and rednecks in Oklahoma.
My grandpa: "That hog might'near't to bit my arm off!"
Me: What the?!
by ohmainerd July 26, 2009
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might have to

might have to

This is part of a coded reference used to mask the outright saying of "giving oral sex or having sexual intercourse". The idea is to say you "might have to" and then follow it up with something completely unrelated to anything of a sexual nature. The more bizarre, the better.

So its like a leading response in a conversation about trying to make someone happy, or owing someone for something they did for you, or trying to find forgiveness, and a way to show gratitude. See the examples given....
EX#1
Girl: OMG, Jay is gonna be mad when he sees the dent i put in his car, it was an accident. I dont even know how Im gonna repay him :(
Girl 2: Damn...You "might have to" wash his socks everyday for a month.

EX#2
Jessie: Marcus didnt snitch on me to the cops, I love him for that
Erica: Where you dirty?
Jessie: Fuck yeah I had hella weed on me when they stopped us. He could've easily ratted me out, but he didnt.
Erica: Wow, you "might have to" give him his insulin shot for that one.
Jessie: IKR

EX#3
Tanya: Baby Im so sorry, I didnt mean to hurt you. I'll make it up to you, I swear. Anything....
Mike: Word? You "might have to" come over here and fix the rack and pinion on my car, whore.
by iBodyDoritos September 8, 2011
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Might Whore

Somebody who doesnt experience the full aspects of a game and plays reserved by building up forces but never uses them. aka Carebare
RoyalPain was a might whore and wishes he was in Defiance
by The Dizzleness September 7, 2010
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