metro sexual

A man who is in touch with himself, not gay, but someone who knows how to dress and how to "primp" when the time is right.

Mitch Johnson

by Chaz April 20, 2004

metro sexual

a metro sexual is a straight person who likes pempering himself with facial, manicures and massages

When a guy pretends he is straight but he does things that girls due.

by josue December 8, 2003

metro sexual

"A straight man with class"

Tommy one day decided to where womens perfume and go to the bananna republic. This is a case of metrosexuality!!!

by Buzzin Bitch April 5, 2005

metro sexual

A man who is not gay, but would be suspected so by educated based upon his mannerisms, dress and hobbies.

lisps, bent wristedness, affinity for knitting, wearing of extremely form fitting clothing.

by Grant January 9, 2005

metro sexual

A heterosexual male who is awakening the potential of the 'Right Brain'. Meaning: higher sensitivity, increased intellectual & spiritual capacity.
Further leading to a negation of the primal ape-like responses of the 'left-brained' dominated male.

Tom Cruise, Jeff Goldblum, Billy Bob Thorton, Will Smith, Sean Penn...

by Earth Academy June 26, 2004

metro sexual

1) a metrosexual is a guy who may be easily mistaken for a fag because the only difference between the two mistakes of human nature are found in the bedroom. where is hitler when you need him?

2) a male who wants the attention that a queer gets for being 'unique' and 'fun to go shopping with' without going the whole nine yards and shlobbin a few knobs.

3) a colon crusader who hasn't come to terms with him wanting to stick his prick in other men's buttholes because he got beat by his mom... seriously what guy gets beat by his mom, such a pussy

all you faggots(male) who posted positive/sensitive definitions. you are either collaborators of the kind or one of them yourself.

hey dad im a metro sexual now! your a gahd damn vagina, now shut the hell up,throw away your shitty poetry, stop listening to your pussy dashboard confessionals, take off your makeup, stop putting on your sisters panty hose and stop pretending to be a fag.

by poseidon's kiss April 13, 2006

Metro-sexual

A douchey male who flaunts his expensive Guess jackets, goes tanning and highlights his hair.

Justin is a self proclaimed metro-sexual.

by Waterpoop May 14, 2019