Mathematics

It underpins physics which underpins chemistry which underpins neuroscience which underpins the incurable romantic attraction I feel for Beyonce.

“Mathematics is the poetry of logic.”
- Albert Einstein

by True_Lust July 21, 2019

methmatician

Someone who is proficiant in the ways of doing meth, while doing math and magic tricks. A combination of meth, mathmatics, and magician. METHMATICIAN!!!!

Guy 1-Man that guy looks like he does nothing but meth, believes in magic, and is really good at math.

Guy 2-Yah bro he looks like a real methmatician!!!!!

Guy 1-So wuts Johnny doin these days? Is he still in college?

Guy 2-Na man he dropped out, hes now a methmatician!!!

by spermdoner220 September 1, 2012

Ripe Mathematics

1A veluptuate body. 2Full of afterthought with overstanding

She got some rich ripe mathematics

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004

The Mathematics of Winnie the Pooh

Also known as “Xi Math.” When a dictator figured out that the political calculus in cracking down on democracy, imprisoning political opponents, green terrorists, and kidnapped reporters or publishers, without trial, and enacting a prolonged lockdown due to Covid-19 in spite of the economic costs, are worth the risks in securing a third-term or lifelong presidency via nationalistic means, such as indoctrinating students and teachers via his socialist writings, illegally annexing foreign lands, and sanctioning nations that side with Taiwan.

The mathematics of Winnie the Pooh shows that the odds of the power-hungry president trying to reunify autocratic China with the democratic Republic of China in coming decades are in his favor, as his life goal is to be the modern-day Mao of Taiwan.

by MathPlus September 5, 2022

Mushroom Mathematics

The branch of mathematics that is applied when working on convoluted theories of everything and hipster sums, such as string theory and the P = NP problem, respectively. Mathematicians and Scientists who work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics employ a number of techniques, including, but not limited to: pulling Greek letters out of a hat, pin the equation on the blackboard, spin the number-wheel, and automatic writing. Typically, numerous narcotics will also be used to aid in the 'calculations'. These include magic mushrooms, LSD, and cannabis.

Proponents of Mushroom Mathematics include Stephen Hawking and Michio Kaku.

"I decided to work within the field of Mushroom Mathematics, due to my lack of proficiency in regular mathematics, particularly drawing triangles and counting."

by Minotawr October 12, 2011

mathematics

the science that deals with the study of numbers in relation to operative functioning calculation signs.

i love mathematics so much i can study it all day long!!!

by Jamanworld_2000 January 28, 2018

Advanced Mathematics

How the heck you could see this shit and not say what the fucking shitty shit is this shit

Person 1: "Hey what's 1+2+4+8+...2^n?"
Person 2: "Supposed to be infinite, sounds logical"
Person 1: "Wrong, it's -1, at least according to p.acid number systems of measurement"
Person 2: "What the fuck?!"
Person 1: "It's called Advanced Mathematics"

by man367519 May 6, 2022