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Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.
Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers
by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011
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methematician

1. One who is distinguished in the field of methematics (the study of methamphetamine manufacture, distribution and consumption, together with the history of meth use and its impact on modern culture. A low point in the history of methematics occurred during World War II when allied and axis forces used amphetamine and methamphetamine to enhance and extend (temporally) their fighting skills.
2. A legitimate or underground chemist who excels in the manufacture of the highest quality methamphetamine. Usually, methematicians cook only for themselves and very trusted associates for personal use only. Methematicians actively discourage meth use by the masses. Methematicians focus on the social utility of methamphetamine.
3. An academic or government specialist in the field of methematics who works with law enforcement and drug companies to stem the rising tide of illicit meth use worldwide.
1. At a recent underground lecture, one of this area's leading methematicians discussed the widespread endorsement and promotion of various methamphetamine formulations by the medical profession and pharmaceutical companies through the mid 1970s. The most successful of these products continues to be prescribed for narcolepsy, ADHD and obesity. The lecturer estimated that there are a half million regular recreational users and another three hundred thousand self-medicators who continue to chase the institutional claims from the 1960s and 1970s that methamphetamine relieves depression, alcoholism and seasonal affective disorder.

2. The restrictions on the sale of pseudoephedrine in the U.S. have driven many of our most talented chemists to become methematicians for the Mexican methamphetamine Mafiosos and their "crystal cartels."
3. Lily Chemicals, USA announced today that its brain trust of methematicians had developed a new crime fighting additive to be incorporated into its pseudoephedrine based cold and sinus medications. The Lily spokesperson stated "that the company was committed to frustrating the synthesis of methamphetamine in all laboratories except those licensed by the Food and Drug Administration after consultation with the Drug Enforcement Administration."
by frownandpops July 1, 2010
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Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.
I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.
by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014
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3 meter flatty

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length
fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.
by get the dogs August 25, 2019
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bs-o-meter

method of measuring the validity of a statement.
Used to show doubt in the verity of a statement.
When he told me he was driving that honda because he wrecked his ferrari, my bs-o-meter started to blip.
by sususdio June 13, 2005
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Methel Island

Bethel Island, California. An isle in Dirty Waters that is home to a higher than average number of methamphetamine users.
Turtle: Yo! I need a half deck of ice!

Popeye: I'm all out homey! You gotta go out to Methel Island to reup!

Turtle: Damn rogue! I'm tryin' to stay away from Dirty Waters!
by ZXY&ABC June 26, 2019
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care-o-meter

A fictional object, normally sarcastically used in a situation where you could say "care" or "cares", too, but need something a little more unexpected/fresh.
Ben: We lost the softball game.
Justin: Oh, my care-o-meter's off the charts.

Janice: My grandmother just died.
Cody: Beep! Beep! Sorry, that's just my care-o-meter going off.
Janice: *quiet sobbing*
by Cwall4 April 28, 2007
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