metric football

What Americans call "soccer" and the rest of the world calls "football."

"Football" is shoulder pads, forward passes, and helmets.

"Metric football" is a bigger field and poor acting to convince the officials to show their red and yellow cards.

What are you watching?
Metric football.
Why?
Football season's over.

by narcszm January 22, 2011

metric ass ton

an amount too large to measure

That has got to weigh a metric ass ton

by Brendan May 17, 2004

metric shit-ton

a unit of measure, usually about a work load
used to legitimize the obscene suggestion that there is a "ton" of work
to use the metric system emphasizes the sheer mass of the workload

Mike: so, u wanna hang out?
Chris: can't. i have a metric shit-ton of homework
Mike: that much? damn.

by bballbro222 March 13, 2011

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

by Monica December 17, 2003

the metric system

a base-10 measuremnt system that the whole world uses except USA, who should adopt it

The USA's standard system has 12 inches(in) to the foot(ft), and 3ft to the yard(yd) whereas the metric system is 10 milimeters(mm) to the centimeter(cm), 100cm to the meter(m), and 1000m to the kilometer(km).

by thegestalt June 14, 2004

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

The metric system

A Superior system that America is to stupid to use

World:let's use the metric system

USA:wuts that

by DARKNESS RISING April 17, 2020