Meptard

Crybaby
Snowflake
Conflicted

You are such a Meptard snowflake crybaby

by urban9876 March 7, 2017

Metadigital

An unexplainable occurrence that takes place on a piece of digital technology. e.g. your latptop, smartphone or HDTV.

Me: Dude, are you seeing this? I'm clicking "File -> Save As" and the dialogue box reads "Open"
Co-worker: Whoa... that's some metadigital stuff right there.

by mathagat July 9, 2010

Mehardeep

To pray god

I am mehardeepng

by dickcuts December 27, 2016

mutard

Someone who is very grotesque in a appearance.

"Check that mutard."

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

Menards

1. A midwestern hardware giant that subjects it's female employees to sexual harassment by perverted old men that must be referred to a "guests" rather than "customers".

2. A place where employees must shamelessly beg people to sign up for their "Big Card" that ends up causing it's users "BIG" headaches because HSBC sucks.

3. Place that works you to the bone and promises bonuses that are total BS.

1. Creepy old man moving closer toward you as you contine to move away and creepy old lesbian supervisor with toungue ring stands idly by.

2. HSBC allows you to select "no interest no payments" on purchases over $299, but sends you a bill (with interest) the next month anyhow.

3. Your "bonus" comes in the form of store credit. Just because I work at Menards doesn't mean I SHOP there.

by Disgruntled Employee February 1, 2007

MCTARD

A PERSON WHO WORKS AT MCDONALD'S THAT WILL LIKELY STAY THERE FOR THEIR ENTIRE LIFE..

DUDE, THAT MCTARD FORGOT TO GIVE ME MY DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER.

by BIGSKINNY August 6, 2008

metarky

Conscious (computable) energy.

The state in which consciousness has achieved independence from the brain and more broadly matter itself.

Autarkic consciousness.

Metamodernism is defined by metarky.

by sandraxine June 21, 2018