text message break up

the lamest most retarded thing anyone can ever do with a cell phone.

text message break up scenario: when kelly was broken up with via text message, she went alanis morrisette on her ex bf foreva, betch!

by kelly, betch! July 14, 2007

Messcan

Mexican male fresh outa jail... Tatted up wit a glock.

Mexican male pushin through the border... dealin to the old school tv crowd... Haha

Mexican male.

Messcan: Fuck wit a messcan girl...

Girl: Here's my number.

by youngg13 February 26, 2013

messagepocalypse

When you send a few words to the wrong recipient and it destroys your whole life

When Steve Jobs accidentally sent his plans for Word to Microsoft, it was a messagepocalypse

by XxShhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhxX March 29, 2017

Swag Messiah

the savior to enlighten all cringe, unbased, and stupid people

Jesus came back from Heaven as the Swag Messiah

by legalize nuclear bombs October 21, 2022

GameFAQs Message Boards

GameFAQs Message Boards- A place filled to the brim with idiot trolls who overuse pathetic jokes/insults during inappropriate times and incompetent moderators who seem to only want to endanger your account. This place is controlled by "Karma," or basically points rewarded to those who use the board. Basically, a place with all internet inconveniences merged into one. Not a fun place. No, not for anyone, even the trolls.

In GameFaqs Message Boards, I posted a topic asking on good tips for making a character guide for Brawl. Before I knew it, the topic turned into an argument over whether the character sucked or not. Apparently, I was allowed to use the character, but only if I thought the character sucked. Another time I asked for links to a place for downloading some Wii applications, and I was told it was illegal activity, then someone else said I wasn't "cool" enough to help. True stories. I'm not making this up.

by The Wise Traveling Clinic April 19, 2010

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The standard sentence that replaces moderated messages on GameFAQs forums. Appears in brackets without anything else in the post. Knowing GameFAQs mods, you'll see it alot.

If you see about five or more in a row, you know shit went down.

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(Alternatively,)

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by Lapbunny December 5, 2009

Text Message Purgatory

The residence of a lost text message that has already been sent, but has not been recieved by anyone.

Girl "Did, you get my text?"
Guy "naw, sorry, must have been in text message purgatory... by the way, I think we should break up."
Girl "I texted that I was pregnant..."

by dA_pAckage January 10, 2011