Messerly

To have a masculine muff.

Oh man, that dude's muff is totally messerly.

by HelloImKuniaki August 27, 2013

Messerschmidt

A majestic bearded creature found in the inner streets of East Hampton. Notorious for making a mean cup of coffee and being a simple kind of man, people from all corners of the world gather to catch a glimpse of this glorious manwhore.

"I saw Messerschmidt driving down the street the other day, followed by a pack of unicorns and an army of angels leading the way."

by manowar27 January 28, 2014

messer’d up

The act of ruining a second, third, and fourth chance by means of consuming excessive amounts of alcohol resulting in bad decisions that ruin your career.

Did you hear Dave got in trouble? Yeah he messer’d up and got caught Eiffel towering farmer john’s sheep!

by Not-McCollough December 20, 2017

Mervert

Mervert is a creep point blank

The word mervert stands for a male

The word mervet stands for a female
The word merv can be used as short term

“Omg he is a complete mervert block him”
“What a merv”

by Johnmayerspubes January 23, 2021

Messere

An Italian masterpiece. Angelic. The most gorgeous man who ever lived.

"Lord Messere we're not worthy! We're not worthy!". The Great Messere replies "You're worthy, you're worthy, get up".

by vinniemash November 27, 2011

Mercer County Lawnchair

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.

Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.

by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016

Mercer County

A big drunk fest

I went to mercer county for the weekend, but I dont remember it

by Mercerisdrunk August 14, 2017