The "Merlin"

When your at mardi gras, standing on a balcony and see someone you dont like. You whip it out, wack it off, and shoot your load into your hand. Then, throw the load off the balcony while reciting the word "Merlin"

Jack: Hey, isn't that your girlfriend making out with that guy down there?
Jim: Grrrrrrrr... "MERLIN"

by littlejo2k December 21, 2004

Merlinism

A cult around a cat named Merlin. Disrespect his wishes and be publicly executed.

Hey want to join my cult, Merlinism?

by Merlin the goat November 08, 2020

The "Merlin"

a wizard with a long beard and a pointy hat with stars on it

not to be confused with 'Gandalf the grey', like i did, around lots of people. in the movies IT JUST GETS WORSE

by Kimmy Booth January 19, 2005

Merlins

A birth defect in which the recipient possesses small, baby-like arms that resemble a poker and a lobster claw; often the result of a mother smoking crack while pregnant.

Steeler: Look at that kid, he's got the merlins!
Kevin: Don't say that!
Steeler: Nah it's okay, the kid's a dick anyway.

by lookatem69 November 16, 2009

MERLIN

PAKAO SHIT, VERY PAKAO AND CHAPRI

MAN THIS ROLLERCOASTER WAS SOO MERLIN, DUDE

by Chai Walla October 06, 2022

merlin

a "street" expression of agreement or approval

person #1: yo, check my new track!
::music plays::
person #2: merlin!

by jonachel September 22, 2007

merlin

a person who is highly fascinated with magic and fantasy, particularly someone who lives it as a reality by playing dungeons and dragons or magic the gathering.

That dude over there in the park pretending to sword fight is such a "merlin"!

by jcore78 December 13, 2007