merkedttv

A sweaty valorant player who hasn't seen the sun in 3 years and wants to hug Noke.

merkedttv is good at val

by storm4ultimates March 6, 2022

PJ Merkel

Typically used to describe a whale, or someone who likes to eat lobsters a lot. Sometimes its used to describe various dance moves to make one look like a complete retard.

He likes to eat at red lobster? He must be a PJ Merkel.

He has 7 chins? Must be a PJ Merkel

by baljeet reji June 12, 2019

Austin Mekenzie

A “Austin Mekinzie” is a creature not know to man, this creature will tear off your skin, by changing your nick-name in fortnite to: “sweatbraggernerd” adovid at all costs…

“Shut the fuck up! We do not care about they pvz2 mints!”

-proceeds to tear off all limbs, and has oral sex with an eye ball from its victim-

“An lifeless corps powered by drinking tears”

1382-2022”

“An Austin Mekenzie is an creature powered by the tears Of his fortnite kills victims”

by COLEPEDERSON November 22, 2022

merkeled

To be sexually abused by an individual who has recently immigrated

That poor German girl was merkeled by three Syrian migrants

by collosoll April 26, 2016

Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

Mekenna Willey

Very very very good,nice, and hot person. Also is parents favorite child

You are a mekenna willey

by notmekenn.at.all February 20, 2021

merengue

is the most fun latin music style you could ever dance!! its got a two-step beat and your waist is the part of your body that works the most..so if you girls want a sexy waist like a real latina has..go and practice some of the merengue moves..n dont forget the dance partner!

no llores por ella-ZAFRA NEGRA is so touching and incredible merengue song to dance!

download this merengue song: 25 horas al dia-PROYECTO UNO
if you havent hear it! oh my God! I'll have to think you're not a human being!

by AngieFerNanda March 25, 2009