mange merde

French for "Eat Shit"

Resorting to wandering through the streets after chainsmoking cigarettes and 3 bottles of wine, and other stereotypes the frenchman fell into moments of franglish "Mange Merde!" he cursed loudly at the car that nearly ran his drunk ass over.

by Hapto January 27, 2008

merde berglare

A French turd burglar

The French are such a bunch of merde berglares

by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005

le merde

French for "The Fuck"

John Doe: Hey, do you want to go to the restaurant?
Fishy Doe: Can we go to Le Merde?
John Doe: Yeah, sure

by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023

bugger and merde

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.

Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!

by Le belle demoiselle December 20, 2006

accoutre-merde

Get your shit together - en francais

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...

by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008

mange merde

Defender of freedom. Educator of the uninformed.

Mange merde taught the French the definition of liberty but unfortunately they didn't listen.

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

mange merde

right wing loonie paederast; pseudointellectual boner of young bois

That mage merde sure is a homotron, huh

by Anonymous June 16, 2003