In reference to the video game world. A menu retard is one who infuriatingly frequently chooses the wrong option on the menu.
Archie - Francis, why do you keep going into Display Settings when you clearly require the options listed in Control Settings? You are such a Menu Retard!
by Ambercrombie and Felch February 27, 2009
To check out a restaurant's online menu to determine what you'll order later on when you go there in person.
Do you know what you want from the new Italian place around the corner?
No, I'll menu stalk right now.
No, I'll menu stalk right now.
by Peter852 October 29, 2010
by 66bassman August 01, 2008
A moment of incognisance while attempting to digest material.
For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.
Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
For instance, when you've read an entire page of a book and you cant recall a single word.
Deriving from the overwhelming moment in a restaurant when you are trying to read the menu but really you are just looking at it and thinking about how irritating the person next to you is chewing.
by BranFlakes OG July 19, 2019
That snitch has officially been put on the menu.
by BigRich June 04, 2013
Lesbian. Euphemism to denote a lesbian while in tasteful company so as not to cause offence.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.
Derived in conjunction with (and opposition to) pork sword
i.e. She may choose pork once in a while, but would always prefer chicken on the menu.
by Politically restricted May 15, 2011
A sexual experience where you receive all three courses on offer (Oral, Vaginal and Anal) in a single session. Derived from the a restaurant tasting menu where one receives a sample of everything on the restaurant's menu in one meal.
Dave: How did it go with that Belgian girl you took home last night? Did you hit it?
Anthony: Yeah, I hit it, actually she even gave me a full tasting menu!
Anthony: Yeah, I hit it, actually she even gave me a full tasting menu!
by lipbalmkwany December 21, 2009