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Mentallectual

Someone who is really intelligent, but doesn't have their head on straight. They have a thirst for knowledge and could've done anything with their life, but ended up doing nothing. They can chat politics or philosophies all night long over a beer, but aren't motivated to apply their knowledge toward a career. They are insanely smart in weird ways and know crazy amounts of trivia. You always want them on your team in board games. In the game of life they are self-sabotaging.
He's like Matt Damon in Good Will Hunting: the smartest guy I've ever known, yet he's a janitor. He's a mentallectual.
by AesonRhymer September 14, 2010
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Medallion

When a man inadequately shakes the drips off of his penis following urination causing his undergarments to adsorb the urine into an expansive dot causing a 'Medallion'

Can also be further classified as a 1 spot 2 spot or 3 spot. Any more than a 3 spot classifies one to have urinated themself.
For the female equivient
After going for a wee Anthonys friends noticed he had medallions on the front of his underpants.
by Lemondries72 April 21, 2020
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italian medallion

When your girlfriend is riding your face and she slides back too far causing her ass cheeks to spread open and asshole to leave a brown stained stamp on your chest resembling a gold medallion.
Hey Levi did you get a new piece for your necklace. Nah Joseph, my lady gave me the ol' Italian Medallion.
by I Am The Ferrett February 18, 2019
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mentally destroyed

When you like/love someone but they don't know it or they don't feel the same way about you.

Eventually you cannot stop thinking about them and it becomes constant.

You think about them when you wake up and they're your last thought before you go to bed.

No matter how hard you try, they're constantly on your mind and there's nothing you can do about it because you're too afraid of rejection or you're too good of friends with them and if you tell them how you feel, you're afraid/you know they won't feel the same way and your friendship will end, right there and then.

The painful, constant thoughts rapidly bounce against the walls of your mind until they just mentally destroy you. This one-sided relationship with that one person is literally destroying you.
You mentally destroyed me, but through all the pain, I still can't tell you how I feel.
by IHateAlexisSoMuch1 June 4, 2014
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Mentally deranged

unable to behave and think normally, especially because of mental illness
mentally deranged
a deranged attacker
At first I thought he was deranged.
The plan seemed to be the product of a deranged mind.
You Mentally deranged i had your back.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd December 1, 2019
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Mentally Fish And Chips

When Someone Is Ridiculously "Anti-Geeze" even though Sebastian And Tom Irvin Are Over As Fuck.
Liam is so "Anti-Geeze" he makes t-shirts out of bedsheets and pen. He's such a keyboard warrior. Mentally fish and chips.
by The PNTRS June 9, 2015
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Mentally Saitamatarded

A Saitama fan with an extremely low IQ that thinks Saitama can solo all of fiction and downplays other verses to fit there bullshit narrative usually hates on dragon ball and tries to say Goku isn't even universal with zero proof whatsoever
Don't even bother debating him he's to mentally Saitamatarded to accept facts and logic
by Lilith Nishikinomiya August 31, 2022
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