weed mentor

A person in your life (usually older than you by a few years) that takes you under their wing and teaches you all they know about marijuana. Lessons include: 'how to smoke', 'how to roll a joint', 'how to satisfy the munchies' and 'how to make your own bong'.

Duder 1: "So what are we doing here at your friends place?"

Duder 2: "Check this."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude is that what I think it is? I don't know how to use that."

Duder 2: "Don't worry man, I'll be your weed mentor."

by westfalia January 13, 2010

mentor

1.(n) One who influences learning minds.
2.(vb) To influence a learning mind.
3.(prp n) The single position of master teacher held at the University of Cleav.(Fweeb the Mentor)

I love the influence of my mentor
I will mentor the ignorant.
The current Mentor of Cleav is Fweeb.

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Heart Melter

Someone who makes your heart melt and gently places tingles down your spine each time you look into their eyes, talk to them, hear their voice, feel their touch and sense their presence.
*Not to be confused to heart breaker. Heart melters are sweethearts who love for their heart melting skills :)

LiLLy walked down the street whistling to herself, when suddenly she saw the man of her dreams and she felt a flutter in her chest then suddenly she heard the bubbling of her heart melt. That day, she met her heart melter:)

by carebear119 June 6, 2010

melkor

The evil first Dark Lord of Middle Earth. He was the most powerful of the ainur race and in the Valar division. He was more powerful than Sauron, by loads, as Sauron was only of the Maiar, though among the most powerful. Eventually Melkor was known as Morgoth, he anihilated Elves and Men but Valar sealed him away until Dagor Dagorath

Big Baddie in all Middle-Earth

by Alterous November 16, 2003

Mentors

A porno metal band that sounds like Black Sabbath meets Hustler magazine that formed in the late 70s. Originally fronted by a bald bearded beer gut voclist/drummer guy known as El Duce. Who later got ran over by a train and killed back in April 1997. Also in the band was Dr Heathen Scum on bass and Sickie Wifebeater on guitar. The Mentors biggest claim to fame was back in 1985 when somebody during the Tipper Gore's PMRC congressional hearings read the lycics to "Golden Showers", from the album "You Axed For It".

Dr Heathen Scum still continues the Mentors band with a whole new crew.

by Paul Della Valle July 1, 2004

Melton

A dump between Bacchus Marsh and Melbourne. If you go there, you WILL be stabbed. No question.

Full of Somalis running around with knives in their shoes and drunken bogans whose answer to everything is to glass you in the face.
After you've been stabbed and glassed, it is fairly likely that you'll end up being pricked with a dirty syringe by a young woman in a robe (probably called Mercedes or Charlotte). You will then be abused by an obese person sitting outside the McDonalds.

Avoid.

"Oh no, I have to go to Melton as part of my placement."

"Make sure you take that taser."

by Colacman May 23, 2010

Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.

There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.

by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011