Melted Snowman

A water shot

Bartender, can I get a melted snowman.

by CC022 June 26, 2020

melted a snowman

When you jack off onto a public toilet seat and it blends in with the color of the seat and the next person comes in and unexpectedly sits on it.

Kevin melted a snowman and the RA took the stall after him...

by slushee November 28, 2018

Melted Welly

Do have dubious facial qualities. To be ugly.

"You see that Pink? She's got a face like a melted welly"

by Brian Abbs March 2, 2004

melted marshmallow

a melted marshmallow is when a dude gives you a heavy blowjob, and you cum such a suprising amount (oh yes, you do it guy on guy, i know you like that) and your excess sperm drips out of his mouth like a melted marshmallow.

you give a guy head, he cums all over your mom's carpet, looking like a melted marshmallow.

by Mallow-King October 19, 2009

Melted Popsicle

When a guy cums in a condom and then afterwards, the girl drinks it.

My girl drank the Melted Popsicle when we got done last night.

by xXxTheOne&OnlyxXx December 3, 2011

Melted cheese

When a man cums in a pan and pours it on a woman's face after boiling it!!!

Wow Tim, I didn't expect your world famous melted cheese to leave burn marks on my face!!!

by Melted cheese July 19, 2016

Melted witch

A melted witch would be a term to vividly discribe a horrific shit taken after a long hard night of eating and drinking pure garbage.

Dude! I just took a crazy dump from all the shit we did last night!!… Looked like a Melted Witch.

…Good god.

by Don’tblamethewings-youdidthis! February 15, 2023