when a guy who is circumcised gets a hand job from a girl with dry hands and no sort of lubrication, making the handie very painful and eventually causing a rash
Guy #1: How'd it go with Mindy last night??!
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
Guy #2: Terrible
Guy #1: What? I thought you got beat off
Guy #2: Yeah but she had dry hands and we had no lube so she gave me a memphis dry rub and now my dick stings like hell
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The most bad ass, shredded, intelligent guy in your Town. Everyone knows him but he doesnt like people. He likes to eat Pizza and Kebab. He cant play football but loves boxing. He loves to say a strange sentence called: „wer bist duuu“ and I love this.
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symptoms including sweating, dizziness, trembling, difficulty of breathing, puking, convulsions, may cause psychological problems and may also caused death.
symptoms including sweating, dizziness, trembling, difficulty of breathing, puking, convulsions, may cause psychological problems and may also caused death.
A : "who is that big dude over there?"
B: "oh, it's just mek."
A: "oh sh*t, gotta run. I'm mekphobic."
B: "oh, it's just mek."
A: "oh sh*t, gotta run. I'm mekphobic."
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