Methodist

Someone who smokes meth and posts Bible quotes

Person 1: you should try my church
Person 2: no no you're a Baptist and I am a Methodist
Person 1: oh I didn't know you were a Methodist?

Person 2: oh yes indeed I already post too many Bible quotes and smoke my fair share of meth.

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

Methodist College

a college for members of the methodist relegion

the methodist college is recommended for methodists

by conejo October 29, 2005

Methodist

The religion in which we believe in the Son Of God but not God himself. We the Methodist love Kats but hate kittens. The first church of the Methodists completely covered North America.
after being established this church was decided to be to small.
Thus was renevated to a 12 by 4cm building. this building was now a 2-dimensional building and made it much easier to fit into

Do u really need an example of a Methodist?

by Christopher Feddicez June 24, 2012

Methodist

An organizer, binder, and substainer of the peace within a small group.

Methodists are commonly found strategizing years into the future.

by Just stories October 2, 2016

methodist0ne

means the coolest person on the vesti and gets all the girls when he shows them the goods.

methodist0ne = TeH CoOlNeSs

by John G February 12, 2005

Melodistic

Melodistic (other forms of the word: Melodistically, Melodisticous, or Melodistically-Dramatic) Music that is sadistically dramatic in a good way, often used to describe semi or fully symphonic bands, or bands that use moving/dramatic Synths.

1. Omg The Devil Wears Prada they sound so melodistic!

2. Dudeeee that was so melodistic
3. What A Melodistically-Dramatic song

by JXtreame December 27, 2009

Methodist hoe

A bitch who is addicted to meth but always posting about god while she is smoking a crack pipe .

Melissa preaching while she smoking meth pipe she's a methodist hoe

by thebetterbitch June 29, 2024