meghan wood

She's a pussy ass slut that will try to suck your ding dong every day

Hey baby can I suck ur dick

No bitcb get the fuck out of my life meghan wood

by Your ex meghan November 27, 2016

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What does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

It means a lot of things. For example;

1. You're about to die.
2. Your face is very ugly and no one wants to rape you.
3. You're high.
4. You're just stupid.
5. You're just a retard that fuckin has problems.
6. You just sucked a infected dick.
7. You're on your period.
8. You just drank some menstrual juice.
9. You saw a Michael and got high.
10. You just got Harrison'd.
11. Vanessa shoved a dildo up your ass and you enjoyed it like how a bitch enjoys a big fat blowjob.
12. Justin Bieber. 'Nuff said.
13. You read a gay chain letter email and apparently got a seizure.
14. You just saw a hot chick that mind-raped you in the ass.
15. You saw the number 15.
16. Your computer blew up on you and you became so gay that your mom gave you a fingering.

High Guy: Dude, what does it mean when you see flying platypuses?

My ass: A lot of things. Why?

High Guy: Cuz I see flying platypuses.

by Chewbacca the cat June 19, 2011

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Mean World Syndrome

When people think the world a worse place than it actually is, due to overexposure to the news.
Thats because sex, rape, and murder usually dominate the headlines.

Kyle: Man, I think Jack is freaking out.
Jim: Why? What happened?
Kyle: Last Tuesday, he went on a news-watching binge and has been afraid to come out since - even for girls!
Jim: Oh, looks like you've got a bad case of Mean World Syndrome on your hands.

by plays_well_with_others August 25, 2009

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mega wedgie

A painful wedgie where the underwear is violently pulled up in sporadic bursts. And when the bully is don't eviscerating their victim's underwear, they hang them up by said underwear. Preferably somewhere where other people could see them, such as the hooks in the locker room or, better, a flagpole.

The school went up to the nerdy freshman and tapped him on the shoulder. He unknowingly turned around and saw in horror that it was the bully. The bully smiled and said "Hey, buddy, I think it's your turn for a MEGA WEDGIE!" As he said that, he reached into the nerd's pants, grabbed his underwear, and yanked up as hard as he could. The nerd was lifted high off the ground. The bully violently jerked the nerd up and down as the nerd, in extreme pain, squirmed around sporadically. "That's enough of that." the bully says, as the nerd thinks the nightmare is over. But the bully once more grabs his underwear, lifts him up, and drags him to the flagpole. "Hey-uh-w-what are y-" he exclaims as he is interrupted by being hoisted high into the air, to the top of the flagpole. The other students see and shout "go, go, go!" as the nerd reaches the top of the flagpole, squirming around in a very painful hanging wedgie. The nerd is only let down the next school day, when the bully brings a new kid there, also being lifted by his underwear. The cycle continues...

by Zeusman676767 August 30, 2016

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mega-wasserday

Blowing off work on a Friday and the last day of the month when your boss is out, just to completely fuck off all day; usually resulting in losing your job.

Brah, I'm taking a mega-wasserday. I ordered some gay porn last night and I still have 6 hours left on my rental and some anal lube left. wasserday

by Granuppie July 31, 2009

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Mega Weeb

Mega weeb is when you watch anime 25 hours a day and have watched over 200 anime series then you will be classified as mega weeb.

Monday: IN ROOM, Tuesday: IN ROOM, Wednesday: IN ROOM, Thursday: IN ROOM, Friday: IN ROOM, Saturday: IN ROOM Sunday: IN ROOM... From Inside room: DAMMIT THERES ONLY 24 HOURS IN A DAY!

mega weeb

by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020

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