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MEGALOLZ

A term used to describe pedophilia by pedophiles.
Ian Watkins (former lostprophets frontman): ""I do not know what everybody is getting so freaked out about. It was MEGALOLZ!"
by fantastique December 19, 2013
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megalomania

a psychopathological disorder resulting from delusions of magnificence, grandeur, or omnipotent power -- usually, but not limited in the interests of money or other wealth.
by Postman January 13, 2005
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Megaloblatta longipennis

A bug that is known on the internet mostly for having a name that is spelled similarly to "Megalovania LongPenis". What's even funnier about its name is that Megaloblatta longipennis is actually the world's largest winged cockroach species, being able to grow up to 3.8 inches in length, It sure does deserve to have "longipennis" in its name!
Person 1: Have you heard of Megaloblatta longipennis? It's the world's largest winged cockroach species! It can grow up to-"
Person 2: *tears down door* "THE WORLD'S LARGEST COCKROACH IS CALLED MEGALOVANIA LONGPENIS."
by Cirsce March 9, 2021
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megaloathe

To really, really hate something/someone.
Dr. Cox: I megaloathe you all.
by exscape December 12, 2008
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Megalomaniac

A megalomaniac is a self-centered, power-crazed egomaniac that is obsessed with their goals for conquering cities and countries and world domination, they're rather over-obsessed with power rather than actual conquest. They also often fantasize of greatness, fame, wealth, grandeur, omnipotence predominate and servitude. Because of all the power driving them to becoming critically insane their minds are separated from reality since they also don't care what happens to anything at all as they care about themselves.

Despite having the word maniac in the name of them being a megalomaniac, it does not mean they are always clinically insane.
People in the second group have a slight case of megalomania. And yet they are obsessed with world domination as on their record they was labeled a megalomaniac
by Superweapon221 September 3, 2013
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Megaloshlong

The average human penis length is around 5 inches. Like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, The megaloshlong is a massive penis that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. The megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
Donna: so how was the sex with the lucky guy last night?
Tiara: Horrible! Ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
by Sean Nort August 28, 2017
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megay

It is a combination of the words 'mega' and 'gay'.
Elia: "Hey I like cock."
Nick: "That's megay"
by Horned_Hiro November 13, 2020
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