Philosophical menopause

Aligning your wants with your needs.

John really needs to attain philosophical menopause. He is wasting his time in his corporate job instead of being a pilot

by ShittyRickashawala January 13, 2020

menapause

A woman being bitchy and stopping her period

Billy is so bitchy he must be going through menapause

by Bob thim le May 20, 2018

Mensapause

Inexplicably becoming stupid at age 55, especially to your own children (who once thought you knew everything!)

My parents have gone through Mensapause and can't even count their own ears anymore!

by sneederbee December 16, 2010

menopause

when a little fish stops in the water

your grandmas vagina probally turned to dust shortly after menopause

by nicholas38320 April 19, 2006

Megapussy

The pussy you get after a week of getting yelled at by that one clingy girlfriend that just won't leave you alone.

Dude, Katie has been nagging at me all week. It's alright though cause i went and got some megapussy from her.

by Pussyman1234567894 April 25, 2009

Menopause

Having a large penis growing in your stomach from doing Tik toks

My mom has menopause

by Gtg_actup May 29, 2020

metapause

The maturing of a young female Web surfer, when falsehoods and insults cease to flow from her typing fingers; see mantopause

She reached the age of 16, and went through metapause after reading savage youtube comments and feeling reflective on her own posts.

by FakeWords11 August 21, 2016