mefager

Retard.

Ya hatichat mefager ma ata kore et hadictionary haze

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Muffalufagus

Sex position. Performed by a female on an unsuspecting sleeping sex partner, usually In retaliation for an equally disturbingand popular sex position known as the Snuffalufagus. Although very similar in execution and delivery, subtle differences create very distinguishible outcomes. In order for the male to perform the Snuffalufagus properly he hovers his hairy ass with penis tucked down between his legs over sleeping partner's face, when ready he simply starts singing loudly and tickling her hard " can you tell me how to get , how to get to Sesame street. She will awake disoriented and delighted as she dreamily gets to meet her favorite hairy trunked muppet. Moments later delight turns to disgust as she realize's she is only inches away from his hairy ass and penis.

When performing the muffilufigusthe female yells out phenomina and grabs his junk while hovering her ass over his face. If performed properly he will inadvertently Big Bird her muffilufigus, sitting up quickly banging his beak into her muffilufigus.

Man I really brought back some old memories playing around last night when I muffalufagused my man.

by anonymous February 23, 2018

Moffat

Inbred

Moffat is a town full of inbred chavs who run about wae dragon soop, weed and Bluetooth speakers.

by Merry Christmas fae Moffat November 28, 2021

meff

n. Derogative. Meff is to describe an alcoholic homeless person, or a 'tramp' who lives in a house.

The word first originated in Liverpool, England, where it is still used as an insult.

Look at that guy, he's a proper meff.

by Lpoolboy May 13, 2005

Cooter Muffaloon

This is the sensitive central area of the cheedle (usually 2-3 inches in diameter) that can be greatly stimulated during sexual intercourse. This area is light pink to red depending on the heart rate of the woman. It is also a common place where prostitutes get tattoos depicting sexually suggestive images meant to please the man having intercourse with said prostitute(s).

Rosie: I plan on getting a tattoo on my Cooter Muffaloon. What do you think it should be?
Donald: It doesn't really matter, any tattoo on a Cooter Muffaloon is hot.

by Corn Smith January 17, 2010

muffard

What you name your kid to make him or her hate their life.

Comes from <slang term> "muff," meaning vagina. You might as well call your child "Vaginard."

"Man, Muffard is going to grow up to be a serial killer who collects teddybears."

"Muffard! Get to the chopper!"
-Arnold Schwarzenegger.

by lolololololz October 30, 2008

Muffasa

A tattoo of Mufasa near a chick's muff to make her pubic hair resemble The lion king's mane.

Babe "So I was thinking about becoming a tattoo artist"
Dude "Oh thats sounds cool!"
Babe "..you DO know that means I'll be getting covered in tats right?"
Dude "as long as I'm not going to be going down on Muffasa's mane then it's alright"

by Alymae April 28, 2013