MeetMe

A social network site designed as a typical dating site such as Tindr, OKCupid, Zoosk, etc. What makes it stand out more than anything is that it's free and you can register even if you're a 14 year old. Well known to be home to an eccentric cesspool of people whom ironically you will probably be better off never meeting- attention whores, scumbags, desperate weirdos, and everything in between! It can get pretty entertaining at times, as the drama never seems to cease as they find their path to true love.

Ben: "Yo I hooked up with this chick off of MeetMe the other night, she ended up to be one of the craziest bitches I ever met."

by TheFussyDutchman April 7, 2014

meet-cute

Scenario in which two individuals are brought together in some unlikely, zany, destined-to-fall-in-love-and-be-together-forever sort of way (the more unusual, the better).

The way the characters meet in "Serendipity" or "When Harry Met Sally" or at least half the romantic comedies out there.

by Caffrin March 11, 2004

safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

meetin'

it's what you yankees call first base a "french kiss" , "snog" or even a neck

friend 1 : hey jay you meetin' steph tonight

jay:ooo yer

by riley O baby June 27, 2007

The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

MEERI

If your name is Meeri youre hot as fuck

Hi what is your name?
-My name is Meeri.
Wow i was thinking about that couse you're hot as fuck

by tonzaboi87 December 2, 2019

Meet shop

English equivalent of the Kashmiri word "paend" that refers to a place (usually a shop) that serves as a mini panchayat for the dotards of a community to discuss everything under the sun. An ideal male kitty party.

Adil: I just ran late because the shop was close.
Azra: Or you were just enjoying yourself at the meet shop?

by AdilShah September 9, 2022