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Medicare

Crap that helps old people when they get sick
Person 1-Oh, that old guy is so sick! How can he pay for medical bills?
Person 2-It's okay, he's got medicare.
by TacoLaddyyy May 26, 2009
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mediocore

Any form of music, usually used to describe any usually overrated band/artist/genre described as "scene" or ending with the suffix "core," used as a negative connotation to indicate their mediocrity in musical complexity, originality, intelligence, talent, etc.
My Chemical Romance, Senses Fail, Circle Takes The Square, Silverstein, Atreyu, The Used, Hawthorne Heights, 90% of local New Jersey bands, and any bands that call themselves "hardcore" to avoid the connotation of the word "emo."
by b1lskirnir May 5, 2005
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Mediocre

Michael Crabtree of the San Francisco 49'ers, in the words of the best cornerback in the league, Richard Sherman of the 2014 World Champs, the Seattle Seahawks.
“Well, I’m the best corner in the game! When you try me with a sorry receiver like Crabtree, that’s the result you’re gonna get! Don’t you ever talk about me!”

In a subsequent interview on ESPN, Sherman reiterated that Crabtree is “mediocre at best.”
by steaksauce111 February 5, 2014
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medicaritis

a condition that results in high levels of stress, ulcers and the inability to do one's job because of worrying about health care reform and government's involvement in health care decisions.
Because of all the health care reform discussions and potential implications, I've developed a severe case of medicaritis.
by christineoz March 12, 2010
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Medicore

The act of performing hardcore medical surgeries by extreme surgeons. Such scenarios may include a surgeon wearing roller blades while removing a tumor. Or just using an ice skate to make an incision.
"Dude, I've never seen such extreme surgery performed! Dude performed a back flip while lasering my eye! He was SO Medicore!"
by ergyu January 15, 2009
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Mediocre Show

A podcast based out of Philly, and Portland. The show started in 2005 by Eric Tomorow, and after three episodes Taylor Ramsaur came in as a co-host. Since then they have gone from having only a few people listening to having thousands of listeners all over the world, and have recorded over hundred shows. They talk about random things going on int he world. News stories (mostly about crazy murders or microwaving babies). They tell stories of things that have hapend to them and ocasionaly have some of their friends as guests who tell the fucked up thigns they've done.

Other segmants include 'Love Hate'. Where people call in and leave messages of either Love or Hate directing them at someone they know or encountered.
-Confessions is another segment where people call in with confessions of fucked up things they have done (e.g. jerking off to the Virgin Mary, Rollerblading, cumming on peoples faces, etc. etc.). Through this segment Eric and Taylor have found out that most of their listeners, also known as the mediocre nation, are dirty sex perverts.A top 5 is done every so often where they say their top five of random subjects, such as : wierdest place to beat off; summer songs; worst people to date; people you want hung.
Cable dating is a segment where they take the audio from a video recorded my Comcast On-Demand Dating and make fun of the person for their crazyness.
Trucker Buddy is one of the most devoted listeners to the mediocre show who calls in often with comments that make you shudder and cringe with fear. He calls in so much that he now has his own segment.

Some quotes that have been said by Eric and Taylor are
"Aww buddy"
"fuck"
"by travis"
"call your moms"
"dirty sex pervert"
"taylor your a dirty hippy"
"(laughter)"
"One minute i got to look at this guys boner"
"TB has lost his fucking mind"
"Douche"
"Florida...(said with extreme hate)"
The Mediocre Shows web site is www.mediocreshow.com
-"Your listening to the Mediocre Show with Eric and Sweet Pea"
-"I'm gonna get's me a mediocre show tee shirt"
-"taylor from the mediocre show is a dirty hippie"
by Nolan Phillips December 28, 2008
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mediocre macaw

An individual who goes to sleep and wakes up not too early or too late; is in between early risers and night owls.
I'm a mediocre macaw, I go to bed at 11 and wake up at 7 every day.
by zzaaqq March 25, 2017
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