mike medina

A pussy bitch.

Don't be a Mike Medina and take one more shot.

by lil breezy October 16, 2017

mediahead

A person, usually an American, who gets all their information from mainstream media such as Fox News or CNN, or other corporate-sponsored media. This often leads to a case of Dunning-Krueger effect, since mediaheads view themselves as highly intelligent and informed simply because they think they keep up with current events around the world, but in reality they usually lack any real depth of knowledge, believe that anything they didn't hear on Bill O'Reilly or The Daily Show is false, and are viewed as silly by most of the rest of the world.

A mediahead probably still thinks that George Bush found WMDs in Iraq and that 9/11 only happened because Muslims hate us for our freedom, or that Donald Trump, who's best known as a game show host, is secretly an evil fascist genius who's leading a vast alt-right white supremacist conspiracy to re-instate Jim Crow.

by Anon989989 February 4, 2017

Melinah

She left cuz she was bored (Triggers Jacks PTSD)

Jack: Fuck Melinah

William: Yeah fuck her she left me with no explanation
Jack: Yeah that name triggers my PTSD

by RobinOverNami September 14, 2020

alexis medina

Am awesome amazing guy with a creative imagination. He always makes people laugh and smile. When he smiles everyone looks. He brings joy and is amazing and hot, and on top of that he's smart.

Alexis Medina is so cute

Everyone needs Alexis medina in their life

by itz.me.j April 9, 2017

Lucas Medina

A deeply caring individual, though he may not show it on the surface. His straightforwardness and forward-thinking is often confused for being mean or standoffish. Incredibly smart. Many people are jealous of Lucas Medina for his ability to outshine them. A loyal friend, and a loving significant other. Many people are inspired by Lucas Medina to be a better version of themselves.

Person 1: Man, Lucas Medina is so awesome. I wish I could be like him.
Person 2: You can do it! Lucas Medina would have wanted you to be BETTER than him.

by alfred201 May 31, 2018

roberto medina

Just this one guy you’ll kinda remember meeting but just not sure if you’re making it up or not.

Do you remember Roberto Medina?
I think so?

by RubbertoGuy April 16, 2019

Spunky Gold Medina

The act of ejaculating into your partner's eyes, then immediately washing it off with urine.

Alex's face smelled like salty piss, and his vision was blurred for hours after I gave him a spunky gold medina.

by jrokin October 19, 2011