mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

mechanic hand

Ramming your fingers into a girl's rectum, causing your fingers to look as if you are a mechanic.

I just got so much shit under my finger nails, I look like I have a mechanic hand.

by Thommy94 December 14, 2006

mechanic's lean

To quote wikipedia.com: "A mechanic's lean is a security interest in the title to property for the benefit of those who have supplied labor and/or materials that improve said property. The lean exists for both real property and personal property. Said security interest entitles said mechanic to physically rest his back or shoulder against said item of property (resentful scowling and indignant arms-folding optional) until such time as said property's owner shells out correct payment for said property-improving labor and/or materials."

The primary purpose of outlawing running-boards on most modern vehicles was not for safety-reasons; it was to discourage garage-repairmen from performing mechanic's leans on said vehicles while people were trying to drive around town.

by QuacksO October 25, 2019

mechanic hammock

Mechanic hammock is the act of opening your car door and propping your feet up on said door while sitting leaned back in the seat

I'm just chilling in my mechanic hammock

by Texas_Son-1836 November 13, 2021

Mechanic's Quick Fix

A type of sex act involving a car battery, jumper cables, copious amounts of lubricant and a go-getter attitude. The act involves using the car battery as a means of electro-erotic stimulation, with a non flammable lubricant also being a requirement so that individuals partaking do not get lit on fire.

That guy I went home with last night turned out to be loads of fun once he gave me a good ol' Mechanic's Quick Fix.

by MurderDuck May 28, 2022

Mechanic Car Bomb

When someone takes a shit in a car during a mechanical repair

I did a mechanic car bomb yesterday

by jorgis_01 March 1, 2025

Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.

*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!

by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025