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Push Meal

A large meal usually rich in fat and insoluble fiber, which results in the monstrous desire to have a bowel movement either during or after finishing the meal.

Push meals often occur after long periods of time being away from civilization, clean bathrooms, or acceptable circumstances to poop. Military duties coupled with high intake of low-fiber foods and disgusting outdoor latrines may result in an increased prevalence or push meals once relieved from training. Boating events that include hot weather and cheap beer ultimately increasing risk of dehydration and bowel movement generation, as well as 3-5 day backpacking adventures eating primarily dehydrated foods are also criteria that may increase likelihood of push meals. There may be many unnamed incidences that increase likelihood of having a push meal.
Lets go to Chipotle, I need a good push meal since getting back from my AT.
by Cornsonthehouse July 27, 2022
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Push Meal

A large meal rich in fat and insoluble fiber, often consumed after periods of prolonged bowel irregularity, which results in the undeniable urge to have a bowel movement either during, or shortly after finishing the meal.
I need a good push meal, I just got back from military duty where they fed us trash, and all the latrines were disgusting so I didn't poop for like a week.
by Cornsonthehouse August 4, 2022
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meal ticket

(noun) A person, possibly a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband, wife, friend, etc. who is kept around and close in order to be used, monetarily.
Though they had dated for years, John was nothing more than a meal ticket to Betsy. He was just a dumb, naïve fool that was there to be used, nothing more. Stupid fool believed someone actually loved him.
by Nikki Stixx September 25, 2019
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Free meal bandit

The person who orders the most expensive items on the menu when someone else offers to pay for the meal
I had no idea Steve was a free meal bandit! He cost me almost $60 when I offered to buy him dinner. Lobster and tenderloin !!! The nerve!!
by Lunicus February 5, 2012
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Full Course Meal

This word is commonly used to describe Jack Avery, a member of the popular group called Why Don't We (Buy their ep, something different on iTunes) by describing someone as a full course meal you are calling them hot, tasty enough to eat, cute, etc....
by Ilikejazz August 3, 2017
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full course meal

Jonah Marais, from the rising band Why Don't We, could easily be described as a full course meal. He is attractive, can sing, and is tall.

A "full course meal" describes someone who has it all. Usually when describing females, they are slim thick. But when describing males, they could have a range of characteristics such as: being over 6 feet, having muscles, having plump lips, has a sense of humor, and doesn't cheat.

All of those describe Jonah Marais. He gained attention in 2015-2016 when he joined video broadcasting sight YouNow and began to show his talent of singing. After joining band Why Don't We in late 2016, he was surprisingly bombarded with teenage girls tweeting about him being a "snack" or a "full course meal."

Also, he "looks good enough to eat", which is another reason of which he would be considered a full course meal.
"Did you see Jonah & Zach in that new interview tonight? Lookin' like two full course meals."
by jorbyns August 20, 2017
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Depression Meal

N. A meal that is had that takes little to no preparation, due to the lack of mental and physical energy experienced during depression. Normally no utensils needed, and if heating is needed it is normally in the microwave for under 2 minutes typically, if not less than 30 seconds.
I normally forget to eat during my worst points, but when I absolutely need to, my go to depression meal is dipping a rolled up tortilla in salsa over and over until my jaw hurts from chewing so much.
by psycheshmeeds November 6, 2019
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