McJakker

1. Another name for Masturbating.

2. When ordering a burger at Mcdonald's and the employes proceeds to jizz onto the burger creating the McDonald's McJakker.

Guy: I'm home with food from McDonald's.

Girl: Oh wonderful.

Guy: Its your favorite.

Girl: A McJakker?

Guy: Yes I McJakkered it myself in the car.

by SwAg WeAr May 13, 2010

mejack

A comment made to someone's original social media content posting that shifts the topic, string and/or attention away from the original creator and their sentiment to the person making the comment.

This is usually done consistently and without self-awareness of the narcissistic behavior or regard if it's identified.

Example:
"Happy to have found someone that finally makes me happy!"

>>> My boyfriend went out if his way to make me happy today. I couldn't be happier.

>>> Hey, I think you just performed a wonderfully selfish mejack. :(

by Bad Sun March 1, 2014

McMackin'

v. the act of pulling hos while on the job as an employee at the golden arches. The ability to do this on a regular basis will result in the person being known as McMackdaddy

Man, that dude works drive through all the time and he constantly get women's phone numbers..he is straight up McMackin'.

by jordanjoe20 June 20, 2014

mclackoo

Name for your friend or when someone about to punch you

“Aye up me old mclackoo” said bill

“Your about to get mclackooed”said John angrily

by bob bobson September 6, 2020

majack

when you fail to make a rabbit appear out of your hat instead pulling out dandruff

i tried to do a magic show but instead did majack it was a terrible fail

by couldnt think of anything April 22, 2021

mljackalica

A small girl who makes eating noises because she's not closing her mouth

Ej bre Miljana, zatvori usta kad jedeš, mljackalica mala!

by M1010101 July 25, 2024

sausage mcjockey

gay scotsman

look at that kilt wearing sausage mcjockey

by SIKKOBAMBERFISHCOK March 25, 2009