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Mayo Monkey

A pejorative term for a Caucasian man, or women derived from chat rooms/comment sections on social media. White people "stereotypically" have an admiration for the taste of mayonnaise, hence the insult Mayo Monkey
Those "Mayo Monkeys" are always causing trouble.
by Truth Serum 58008 March 2, 2017
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mayghan

A kind hearted, beautiful, honest girl who loves to laugh. Can have a temper at times when not treated right. Hard working and incredibly loyal. Also love the occasional party
Whoa, that Mayghan lady was partying it up last night! Did you see the way she looked at her boyfriend all night...lucky guy..
by Lineboy31 January 19, 2017
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Mayo Garden

When the guy comes on a girls bush
Guy 1: Dude, I got with James’s mom last night
Guy 2: No way!
Guy 1: Yeah man, I left her with a mayo garden
by Lacrosse.player September 28, 2020
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Nutsack Mayo

I'll let you figure out what this means...But if you don't know: Jizz, Come, Cum, Spunk, Wank, Sperm, Seminal Fluid etc.
Manuel: Hey Carlos I just Totally made that Hoe eat my Nutsack Mayo

Carlos: Wow....smooth real smooth
by Barry Twott May 28, 2013
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maloha

Maloha:
A word used mostly by Haole’s (or caucasian) Hawaiian vacationers. It is an accidental, yet affectionate way to convey; “thanks and hello” or conversely, “thanks and goodbye”.
A man exited an aircraft into the Honolulu airport terminal and was greeted by a beautiful Hawaiian girl. As she placed a lei around his neck he shockingly thought “WHATS GOING ON!?” But suddenly, calming down, he realized he is experiencing a difference in culture and remembered the Hawaiian travel guide he read on the flight. At this time, he realized he should stop waiving his gel sanitized hands around as if he were swatting at fly’s, and reply to this kindness with “MALOHA!”. Which of course, in his mind, meant “Thank You and Hello”. But in the end was just gibberish.
by Maloha May 26, 2018
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Sonic Mayhem

<b>The best producer of game music.</b>
"God, Sonic Mayhem's stuff in Quake 3 totally owns".
by Luke April 2, 2003
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Mustache De Mayo

Invented in 2007 by a group of co-workers from the western Chicago Suburb of Wood Dale, IL, Mustache De Mayo is often abbreviated to "MDM". Mustache De Mayo is a celebration of May 5th by proudly displaying hair on your upper lip for just one day. To achieve the maximum unveiling of the mustache, a full beard or goatee must be grown in advance. Most often than not the MDM participant will create a persona and dress up in a fashion that suits the "stache".
Mike: Hey did you see Carl's molestache this morning?!?!
Evan: Yup, It's Mustache De Mayo again!
by EpiSCOPE May 5, 2010
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