by hurtsogood June 22, 2008
Get the Nasty Maurice mug.Maurices are either very good at sports or very good at school. Generally, Maurices are known to just want to chill out in peace and drink a nice adult beverage from time to time. Maurices generally like to live the simple life all year round. They are fans of all Winter sports, they really like when it snows outside.
"That player skates as fast as a rocket!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."
Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"
"Obviously, you are talking about Maurice "The Rocket" Richard here."
Guy 1: "What's that mathematical equation mean Maurice?"
Maurice: "It simply means Maurice = Snow."
Guy 1: "Wow! Maurice you are sure smart at school!"
by the penguinizer August 1, 2010
Get the Maurice mug.A man who loves you peaches enough to shake your tree. Is commonly refereed to as a space cowboy. and gets his lovin on the run.
by shadowdixon March 3, 2011
Get the maurice mug.Maurice is a fancy guy, he doesn't care what people think of him. He's smart but clueless, He is neat but clumsy.
by binch_lasagna October 12, 2016
Get the Maurice mug.Maurisse is blessed with a charming personality. She can be described as loving, reliable, artistic, intelligent, gentle, calm, and caring person you will ever meet. She is an introvert and deeply sensual, with considerable moral and emotional courage.
She also can’t stand liars, cheaters, or thieves. She always tells the truth, even when it’s hard to hear, and she always expect others to return the favor. If she find out someone has been lying, then she might cut them out of her life.
In spite of being stubborn and sometimes possessive about her belongings and rarely share—unless it’s with someone really dear to them, we can’t deny and ignore the fact that her dynamic and pleasant existence can brighten your life and strengthen your spirit, thereby guiding you to the right path.
She also can’t stand liars, cheaters, or thieves. She always tells the truth, even when it’s hard to hear, and she always expect others to return the favor. If she find out someone has been lying, then she might cut them out of her life.
In spite of being stubborn and sometimes possessive about her belongings and rarely share—unless it’s with someone really dear to them, we can’t deny and ignore the fact that her dynamic and pleasant existence can brighten your life and strengthen your spirit, thereby guiding you to the right path.
by shaniac16 November 23, 2021
Get the maurisse mug.Maurice has a big cock and women love him. He loves having sex with them. They want to have sex with him too. Most of the women Maurice has Sex with are sexy lady babies. Besides to this he is not gay because loves sexy women and they like him and they have lots of sex together because Maurice has a huge cock and he is a young sexy motherfucker. He likes playing cool games like Barbies secret adventures but the sexy women he has a lot of sex with don‘t, because when Maurice plays it they cant have sex with him, so they cry. His hobbys are playing the flute, playing golf and having tons of sex. Other men want to have sex with him to, but Maurice doesnt, because hes not gay. Still, if he could, he would fuck himself but he is not gay.
Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
Quote from the goat:
„If you want to be happy, you need a sexy woman who can cook, a sexy woman who loves you, a sexy woman who would never leave you, a sexy woman who wants to have lots of sex with you and last but least the most important thing: they shouldnt know about each other.“
by Chris Peacokc November 24, 2021
Get the Maurice aka Goat mug.Marisette is a girl who do not give a fuck about people opinion. will never want to be seen around with messy females :). she love her family. her goals is to always take of her business. Marisette can have a bit of an attitude and her moments sometimes. but never hold grudges .
by marynette February 8, 2022
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