dirty maurice

A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.

I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.

by Online Guru June 08, 2020

Maurice-Lapointe

A shit hole of a school,full of skanks who bounce around from one guy to another, guys who sings country music and lit will suck any teachers dick to get a good grade

What school do you go to?
Maurice-lapointe
Ewww that sucks

by Iammdjrje August 21, 2017

Take a Maurice

Take a dump after you immediately enter a building

Wow - I just got back from lunch. I can't do any work, I gotta take a Maurice first.

by ckilborn November 19, 2010

Maurice Clarett

Former running back for ohio state, was recently arrested in August of 2006 for making an illegal u-turn, and cops found 3 handguns and a loaded AK ready to go in his car, and some grey goose vodka

Maurice Clarett may have had connections with an isreali mafia

by -=<+>=- September 08, 2006

Nasty Maurice

A sexual act in which a guy or girl rams a spurr up their partner's butt and then pours salt in it.

Bridget gave the most painful nasty maurice i've ever seen... but I liked it.

by hurtsogood July 11, 2008

maurice clarett

A term used to describe a series of choices somebody made in their life that left them getting fucked in the ass in jail by a 6'6" black guy named Bubba or Ray Ray.

Scott Peterson pulled a maurice clarett when he killed his wife and threw her in the lake. Now he is in prison for life with "beautiful Bubba".

by Jason W. September 19, 2006

Maurice Green

A run in a marijuana ciggarette (see joint, blunt). Named after the famous olympic sprinter.

Guy1: Oh man, catch that Maurice Green
Guy2: Screw it lets go get some tasty, smooth pudding
Guy1:yeah

by Dusitn for Pres in 96 April 24, 2005