Matteney

Matteney is the name people use to describe Matthew Perry and Courteney Cox. They acted together in Friends, where they played a married couple, Monica and Chandler or as some say, Mondler.

Matteney have many fans across the world, predominantly teenagers and young adults who fangirl constantly at the prospect of the two being together in a romantic relationship and/or doing it.

OMG MATTHEW TWEETED COURTENEY AND COURTENEY TWEED MATTHEW. MATTENEY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED

yeah, matthew and courteney did it last night, at the set of Go On, Matthew's show.

by MissChanandlerBong February 22, 2013

Paul Matheny

The One, the most powerful person in existence. Destined for greatness, he is feared by all and revered by many. He may one day save the world, or he may choose to destroy it instead. A genius, he refuses to deal with idiots.
He has amazing style and is the most attractive man to have ever walked the Earth. He also has perfect logical thinking skills.

If you wrong him, he will kill you, no questions asked. He is extremely vengeful and will get back at you no matter how long it takes.

He is Perfection.

How would I describe Paul Matheny? In a word, Perfect.

by theindividual97 July 7, 2012

Mateen Cleaves

A word for guys when a girl has their big boobs a hanging out of their shirts, so they have cleavage. It is used to keep what the guys think secret so the girls do not know they are talking about her. The word was created on the Grand Valley State university Campus.

"Damn Mateen Cleaves is up in here."

by Hands, Spoon, D-mac March 17, 2009

Mazen

Carlos if you are watching this, fuck you.

-Your classmate Mazen

Mazen fucked Carlos' mom

by Your classmate Mazen April 1, 2019

Matenis

a mythical creature that lives in the northwoods of wisconsin, it is simply an enormous walking penis that eats people.

Campers:
"Did you hear that!?!?"
"Shhh!!, it could be the Matenis coming for us"

by BeerCity24 December 9, 2008

Mazzen Darwich

Top beard, good manatee. Looks like a terrorist, but isn't!!

"drinking like a manatee tonight?"
"Nah drinking like Mazzen Darwich"

by DaveCabbage October 7, 2011

Mazen

HE is one of the greatest friends that you’ll ever meet , he always makes sure that you’re doing ok ,and you’re not hurt , he can inspire others around him , and he is REALLY POSITIVE

Person 1: OMG your friend is amazing

Me : I know right cause he is Mazen

by Katokay June 15, 2019