mattussy

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“And mattussy saves lives!”

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by daemonswhore January 29, 2023

on that matty b

To be high as hell: smoking ridiculous amounts of marijuana.

Listen I might be crazy right now but that's because I'm on that matty b. high af buggin outon that Candice high afon that next level shit.

by Almonteisthebae December 30, 2014

Mattas

A Greek name meaning a 'gift from God', a Mattas is the ultimate score in the bedroom.

"That Mattas was a gift from God!"
"Get a load of THAT Mattas!"

Can also be used as a synonym for erotic:
e.g. 'Wow, last night was sooo Mattas!'
'I like a man when he's Mattas.'

Can also be used as an exclamative:
e.g. 'oh, Mattas!'

by MacMattas June 8, 2011

Matty McKibben

a super-hot guy from the mtv show "Awkward". he plays the most popular guy at the school but likes& fucks the sometimes-pretty unpopular girl.

Girl 1 "omg did u see Awkward last night! Matty Mckibben and Jenna Hamilton fucked...again!"

Girl 2"yeah and matty yelped when he jizzed ...again!"

by jvcheerbitch January 10, 2012

mattistics

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

by hdotman March 17, 2011

soul mateys

When you and your significant other, best friend, or life partner both happen to be pirates.

Can also be a reference to a delicious brand of cereal, or a derogatory term for gay dudes.

Jim and I have raiped and pillaged together for years, were total soul mateys.

Those soul mateys I had for breakfast were delicious.

Gay marriage isn't legal yet so, Todd and I went to South Carolina where we registered as soul mateys.

by eqolson August 25, 2009

matty b

The husband of jacob sartorius.

I love matty b! I love jacob sartorius! I love both of your stupidity

by DatOneReply December 21, 2016