Mattia Polibio

A TikTok boy who rose to fame after licking toilets. Possibly the most average looking guy you'll ever see. Kind of resembles the Good Dinosaur.

Person 1: did you see Mattia Polibio's tiktok yesterday?
Person 2: ion fucking care what he's up to, don't you have better things to worry about?

by youdon'tscareme December 24, 2019

Mattia

Mattia is a handsome boy with olive skin and green hazel eyes that could take your breath away he also has perfect cheek bones and teeth shaped like nifes he has a funny cheeky and scary personality and if you mess with him or his family and friends he will end u he is tall and sweet

“What school does mattia go to “
“I want mattia”

by Perezlove November 7, 2020

Mattia Polibio

A racist and homophobic dude that’s still relevant even though he should be cancelled and he made fun of anorexic and fat people, and only got cancelled for his hair but not actual stuff that’s bad

person 1: omg did you hear about that Mattia polibio did?
person 2: yeah he’s a bitchhh

by person who wants to cancel him March 1, 2020

Mattias

A guy who makes epic music and loves tiss
He also likes to simp for Mariana with freedom of speech

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Jonas: Did you listen to the song i found? It sounds like something Mattias would make, because it emanates tiss

by ChickenButt2 November 30, 2020

Martika

Martika is a Cuban-American actress and singer. Born Marta Marerro, her Cuban-immigrant parents put her into show business. She began her career as a lead in the children's television program "Kids Incorperated". In 1988 CBS records signed her to a record deal hoping she would be the next Madonna. Her first album, "Martika," had hits with the songs "More Than You Know," "I Feel the Earth Move" and "Toy Soldiers". The latter is considered her biggest hit.

In 1991 she released her second album, "Martika's Kitchen," which was co-produced and co-written by Prince. Hit singles surfaced in the title track and the power-ballad "Love...Thy Will be Done". A world tour followed. In the mid-90's she starred as Dhalia Mendez on the television show "Wiseguys".

She faded into obscurity until the late 1990's when a new album called "The Journey" began circulating in mp3 format. It was never released.

In 2003 she formed the goth-pop duo "Oppera", and released two albums: "Oppera" and "Violince"

"Martika is a very famous singer."

by James E. Bradford June 25, 2006

Mattia Polibio

the most attractive guy everrrrr, he's really funny, does questionable things on his lives and his fans are all slight psychos, they send food to his house, go to his soccer games and find old baby photos of him. but it's all good, oh wait whoever posted the video he didn't want posted (iykyk) thanks a lot u stupid bitch, now roadmanmattia will never be the same

person 1: hey i'm gonna send 8 pizza deliveries to mattia polibio's house.
person 2: that's a great idea, oh and don't even pay for the pizzas!
person: omg yeah i'll make him and his parents pay!

by thechocolatemmilkgirl December 18, 2019

mattia polibio

The finest boy on tik tok. look him and up and bless your eyes. he's so fineeeee. he licks toilets (but its really hot) mattia polibio has all girls in love with him. he's incredible. hottest Italian to walk this planet. shawty is also in love with mattia. mattia has a very fineeee friend group as well. it includes very very hot Alejandro, Alvaro, Kairi, and more. These jersey boys have my heart.

btw... he's my future babydaddy sorry ladies

P1: have you ever seen mattia polibio's tik toks? hes so good looking.
P2: Of course I've seen him, duhhhh.

by riaaaaaaa November 12, 2019