A person who does stupid thing and uses the excuse the he has "gangbesvær". He must invade his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi :(
"dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"
by #pape power August 30, 2022
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A person who does stupid things and uses the excuse that he has "gangbesvær". He has be at his "homies" house every Saturday because he is a lonely boi. :(
"wow dude your acting like a real Matthias Christian Hansen right now"
by #pape power August 30, 2022
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Matthias is Heisenberg, not the breaking bad one but the quantum genius, mind = blown!
Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Who's playing Heisenberg in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: It's Matthias Schweighöfer as Werner Heisenberg, quantum leaps in acting bro!
by courtofowls September 5, 2023
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Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.
Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!
by anonymous April 24, 2025
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Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.
Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)
by Epikkun December 29, 2019
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Matthias Webb

A batty boy who likes to say n-word, single like a pringle, nerd like to correct everyone, sometimes plays minecraft and roblox.
He acting like a Matthias Webb.
by His friend XD November 24, 2021
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Matthias

Matthias is the meaning of a person that has an extremely tiny cock
An easy to kill guy named matthias.

Posseses zero skill to defend himself
by Matthiasbeyen December 1, 2023
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