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Makoto Niijima

The cutest, prettiest, coolest, and most amazing character ever.
Makoto Niijima is better than all of you!
by TheGamerAtHome February 12, 2019
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mattox

A person who usually raps at parties and gets all your ladies, is known on rare occasions to drink 6 40 ouncers of yueng ling and still be on his grizzle.
Kid at party: whos that kid hookin up with 4 chicks while snortin coke lines off his bong?

Another kid at party: Idk probably a Mattox

Said Mattox: YOLO
by whoamhes2233 October 8, 2012
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meatotomy

Refers to an incision or tearing done to enlarge the urethra. The practice often envolves from masturbation with an instrument that has been inserted into the urethra. People increasingly larger the implements in the urethra to tear the tissue. Others cut one or two sides of the urethra and pack the area to kep the sides from mending together. A few men have such a large opening that they were able to insert the glans penis of another man into the tip of their penis.
messeh practices meatotomy before b0rking.
by Newbie April 18, 2004
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Matto

a diengeious dens mf who fell cuz he could not tie his shoe
matto vs chato
by anonymous May 29, 2021
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Magotolds fake

The moment when you miss the ball in Rocket League but you say it's your new mechanic and it was planned.
Magotold pooling the magotolds fake can you believe it guys?
by MaikyThatNoob February 21, 2021
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Mattox

1) (noun) A male that has an excessive temper, an ego to match it and alienates all the people arround him as a result. Any desire to run for public office by this individual will end in defeat( making this a perfect gambling opportunity). Avoid a Mattox at all costs.

2) (noun) A sexual position involving three men and a goat. The number of men is variable but the presence of the goat is required.
"I don't have the bail money to be friends with another Mattox. The last bankrupt me and I don't even know what became of mah goat."
by WheredMyGoatGo? October 22, 2011
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mtoto

Mtoto is a word used to define dumbness, can't speak, brain deadliness. It is usually experienced after long periods of work, drinking or non-sleep.
After 76 hours of straight work, now i am mtoto...fully mtoto. Mind...body..brain does. not. connect. to. mouth....mtoto
by Essenjay September 23, 2011
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