Mattis Wijk

Mattis Wijk is an endangered wild boar. Mattis Wijk is also sexually attracted to his cats and other animals. His brain is so fucked up he is also attracted to males, not only humans but animals too.

Mattis Wijk is not safe to be around. He can randomly crab ur dick and start sucking on it like a vacuum cleaner, Just like he does on Valter daily. Mattis is also a Discord mod, And yeah fat as hell

oh hes a Mattis Wijk.

what a loser.

by Trueonlynocapbrusda April 24, 2021

Mattis

One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.

Damn! He's a real Mattis!

by RealWanker January 7, 2016

matisyn

matisyn is a beyond gorgeous girl! she is a super human being who is very feminine :) she likes a few boys that she sees around and they like her too but never have the guts to talk to her because they think they never would stand a chance. You could spot her out in a crowd full of people due to her breathtaking looks!! SHE IS SUPER STUNNING!! she isn't afraid to stand up for what she believes in including her opinion, friends and family. She would do anything for anyone she has gained her trust in. Whoever Matisyn decides to fall in love with is very lucky and never break her heart because she is sensitive but also very independent. Her eyes are as blue as the crystal clear ocean. Her smile will take your breath away. Her laugh is super contagious :) Her personality is one you would strive to have !! Matisyn is one you want to be friends with and be like :)Everyone loves her!! Cherish her !

" Dang I wish I had a chance with Matisyn "
"Dude she is way out of our leagues, i mean just look at her"
" I know :( "

by jfiibmm23 May 12, 2017

preying mantits

a slang word of british origin,this is a play on the words "preying mantis",but to mean a guys big fat man boobs in the style of buddah

"lawrence put your shirt on you preying mantits,im about to puke this chinese up,bitch"

by ollie deezee January 5, 2009

marshmallow maties

yummy kind of cereal with marshmallows in unusual pirate shapes

those marshmallow maties sure look delicious

by lauren March 23, 2004

James Mattis

With a knife hand whose casualty-kill radius spanning the known universe, the US secretary of offense will end your paltry existence with a mere glance. Noted for saying "Be polite, be professional, and have a plan to kill everyone in the room," and "Nothing keeps me awake at night, I keep other people awake at night. For him killing people is a hell of a hoot, for which he can't be blamed. The warrior monk is even rumored to be the reincarnation of good ol' chesty puller himself. There's a reason why no one has seen them in a room together.

NCOs: "Looking at James Mattis gives me the biggest wargasm since seeing the Highway of death."
Officers: "Wow what a great leader."
Boots: "OOOOORRAAHHH!!! *eats crayons*"

by Generic name here May 28, 2017

Matias

Someone who likes to goof around. Is usually a soccer freak who likes all the girls and will want to be your friend if you talk to him. Makes a lot of silly jokes. Will like to embarrass you most of the time.

"Did you see Matias?"
"Yeah. He told me a joke that was so bad I cringed to the sky."

by otterfan192 March 30, 2018