marice

n. the epitome of mental genius; one who is a professional in geniusity; one who has no mental boundaries

The Marice aced the Pre-Calc test, as usual!; Marice strategically drops her hanky into Katrice's hands with an mischievous, evil laugh.; Marice = SMARTEST.

by Katrice April 1, 2004

Maricel

Maricel is a beautiful name but the only problem is she's clumsy but don't worry she's kind, generous, and beautifulso if you have a friend/sister/cousin called Maricel your very lucky to have her.

Girl1: Oh isn't that Maricel?
Girl2: She is I wish I was her...

by Some_facts December 11, 2021

Smash Malice

Smash Malice are the undisputed champion title holders of the Richter City Roller Derby league of Wellington New Zealand. Smash Malice is widely acknowledged as the most stylish and also the far better team within Richter City. Smash Malice are more agile, faster, sexier, have a better line of defense and better asses than their long term rivals Brutal Pageant. Smash Malice coach, Tuff Bikkies, holds the title for best ass in Richter City.

Smash Malice Runs Richter City

by Gazfam3000 July 7, 2010

Do It With Malice

An Awesome Ska Band From Angola, New York.

Person 1: "Is Do It With Malice any good?"
Person 2: "Fuck yeah they are."

MYSPACE:
www.myspace.com/doitwithmailce

by hhhho aynat November 18, 2006

Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400

A completely automated eletro-mechanical apparatus used for swift, sterile and efficient masturbation. The Bolmph-o-tronic-bolmph-o-matic-bolmpherizer-XL-GT-3400; or B.three-fo as it is known on the streets consist primarily of a polished titanium cylinder approximately 34 centimeters (14 inches) in length and 10 cm (4in) wide. Designed to slide over most human penises. At the end of this cylinder is a clear plastic tube like the kind film comes in. The second part of this invention is the chair which looks like a La-Z-Boy recliner with a metal trash can mounted on the side, motorcylce-like helmet that is pulled over your head, and a cup holder for your beer. When activated a number of micro sized hydraulics, servos and actuators that massage the penis in the same way a vagina would. The temperature and humidity inside the cylinder is also regulated. The helmet is pulled down over the user's head and he is immersed in a 3D environment where the brain scan reveals and creates his ultimate sexual fantasy. When the user ejaculates it is captured in a small plastic container that can be cryo stored for later or dumped in to the "trash can" where it is vaporized by a lazer that is powered by a pico matter/antimatter reactor.

This machine was created at Area 51 and believed to have been made from reverse engineered alien technology. It turns out the technology was actually human from the year 9595.

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by Koopa Troopa August 11, 2004

martice

Cool Brotha with a very large BBC

Yeah i want out with martice and he showed me his BBC. He was to large so i faked sick and left.

by Mo'Betta October 30, 2013

bass-o-matic

Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.

For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.

by John J. Ronald February 9, 2006