A large rectangular vending machine than dispenses a vodka drink of choice. In most cases it requires monetary payment. However, if privately owned, vodka drinks are dispensed at the will of the owner. Strategically placed, these machines have been known to improve morale in the workplace, save marriages, encourage spending and make other people appear more attractive.

vending, vodka, marriage, drink, workplace, dating, Vodka Vend-O-Matic

Vodka Vend-O-Matic by oboegirl December 15, 2009

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Punk-o-matic 2

A forgotten "flash game" that is wayyyyyy better than just a game. It's a badass metal/rock music making software that you can post on the Newgrounds website or on YouTube.
There are customisable characters, (drummer, bass, guitar 1, guitar 2), different places to play your music, and you can play along with keys on your keyboard.
There's a tab button so you can play the music on your own.
Yeah, now you know what I mean that it's more than a flash game.
Try it yourself sometime :D

"Hey have you heard my new Punk-o-matic 2 song?"
"no but I heard it was a badass music making machine!"

Punk-o-matic 2 by IGotResearch <3 March 27, 2022

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stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.

No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.

stooge-o-matic by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005

crap-o-matic

Someone who can crap at the drop of a hat

That dude is crap-o-matic.

crap-o-matic by jamie sommers July 22, 2004

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