Seagull Management

The seagull manager flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything then flies off again leaving a big mess behind

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Managerment

In a work setting, managerment is the process of managing one's manager, rather than doing one's job. Normally implies that a manager is incompetent or otherwise unable to fulfill their tasks, (i.e. is prone to panicked outburst that require employees to calm them or otherwise do their job for them).

My manager is so incompetent, I spend more time working on managerment than I do on my job!"

by Doktor_J April 26, 2011

matagape

To leer at an inebriated woman in a manner causing her to hit you.

This black eye will teach me not to matagape.

by waraw August 24, 2004

step manager

Similar to "Step sis" or "step bro". Step manager in terms is a manager who indeed you want to bang.

Step manager!! I am stuck in the register. HELP!!

by Peeeach96 November 11, 2020

Manager

A person who appears to know how all tasks should be accomplished but can't actually do any of those tasks themselves.

A manager will tell you exactly how something should be done, even though he or she has never done it themselves.

by mitchell986 November 17, 2011

seagull manager

A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

Fred never accomplishes anything. All he does is come in here every now and then, complain about deadlines, puts more work on us, then goes back to surfing the intraweb. He's such a seagull manager.

by silvergatlin October 1, 2003

Assistant TO the Regional Manager

when you work for michael scott and are the leading salesman at dunder mifflin paper companies in scranton and your name is dwight schrute--==that is what your title is



not to be confused with ASSISTANT REGIONAL MANAGER

dwight "Assistant the Regional Manager"
michael "no,it's Assistant TO the Regional Manager"
dwight "its the same thing"
michael "no, its lower"

by th is ism y rl ealnam August 11, 2008